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i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

the unremarkable milquetoast sits somewhere in between

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

I’ve said it before, but this was written by a human being imitating a bot. This is from Keaton Patti’s I Forced a Bot to Write this Book, which is entirely written in this style.

It’s funny how you can just tell, because it isnt really quite the pattern of mistakes a bot makes. The errors are also too evenly distributed and all kind of the same “level” of wrong! Ironically a bot’s mistakes will look more chaotic despite its internal logic being so much more rigid and limited.

This is what it feels like to talk to neurotypical people

This is what it feels like to talk to neurotypical people

Good to see the tradition of making Lucifer too hot to be part of a religious display is alive and well among sculpters.

Nothing I will ever write will ever be as good as “unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered”

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen