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sometimes a tiger is upsides down but still very awesome #wisdom

ID: Orange and white tabby rolling around on his back on a bed

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sashayed

sometimes art won't leave you in peace until you make it and show it to people. and that compulsion is holy

sashayed

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's

achillesinhighheels

"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.

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lostinhistory

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

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wherelibertydwells

fliesinthescreen

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

fliesinthescreen

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

fliesinthescreen

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

#reblogging in the hopes that I'll remember this post more often ough my gd this is so funny

clouds-of-wings

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

zoi-no-miko

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

sighinastorm

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

ninjamouse13

strictlyquadrilateral

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

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orthoscheme

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

orthoscheme

You dont know this one

#oh I think we had some of these at my hometown zoo #and a couple of capybara

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

nowlander

puppygirldick

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

oodlenoodleroodle

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

#I'm in it for the title of the image being “plant armoury”

dramatic-dolphin

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

#wait it has fucking what. what .

opendirectories

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lesbianmarrow

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

lesbianmarrow

this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911

lesbianmarrow

everybody STOP making this post about those men on interview with the vampire or any men at all. this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

causedascene81

unwontedfemme

let's not forget her hot wife the rocket scientist

#every smart lesbian deserves a strong butch dyke if that's what they want and that's just facts

yeenaaldlooshii

is this anything

goodfriendo

i'll say it is

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