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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
styofa doing anything
JVL
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER
shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
Product Placement
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be ___."
Here there be dragons, but if you go over there, well, there be t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ c͕͗ͤ̕̕r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ư̡͕̭̇r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ :)
Yippee.
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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be ___."
Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be the Grand Armée.
Reminder to Click for Palestine today!
Click for the other causes as well if you can!
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happy pride acespec dooku be upon ye
100% of the credit to @starcatboy for the middle comic
"I've killed hundreds in my career. Each one, a failure of my ability to de-escalate."
"... so, um, I take it you don't want to have sex."
"No, thank you."
A philosopher he ain't, yet he still speaks some deep truth.
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"So? Your ears are smaller than mine, so they'll fit no problem!"
They got him
"What don't you understand? I don't know how I can say it more plainly than, 'They got him.'"
here at kaibacorp we support duelists fighting to make their own destiny. or what ever
Now, while I've got everyone's attention, I'd like to announce yet another city-wide Duel Monsters tournament that is just a pretext for me to be gloriously on edge for a solid week until I once again duel against my destined, eternal soulmate-rival in a shamelessly exhibitionary display that is soooo much better than sex.
And yes, we are both guys and the relationship is undefinable but is definitely not straight. Happy Pride and so on, losers.
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
That gave me a smile. I hope some of my followers do this, because the idea is endearing and hilarious.
every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...
i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post
I would say that I can't believe it ... but I can. I can absolutely believe that someone contacted a Palestinian in the middle of this STILL ONGOING GENOCIDE BEING COMMITTED BY THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT WITH THE ONGOING COMPLICITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT and offered to evacuate the dog they'd found ... without an offer to help evacuate the person, too. Par for the nauseatingly shameless course.
No compassion, like OP said. Gods fucking damn it.
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true friends support your probably-slightly-unhealthy obsession with your favorite fictional character
I support your obsession because you support mine. Just like how I wpuld ride into battle for you because I know you would ride into battle for me.
Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A retired samurai warrior in his late 50s, dressed for a casual day of haiku writing. He's armed with only two average-sized deer antlers. VS Genghis Khan after a few years as Emperor, dressed in comfortable, informal robes. He's armed only with a quiver of arrows, but no bow.
You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!
Deer antlers are large.
Why, samurai? Not for poems.
Not for bushido.
(^ a bad haiku for the soon-to-be fallen samurai)
A WILD HAIKU!
One appears now before me.
Unexpected glee!
Random Dumb Thing that Amuses Me:
Inserting "and/or" between multi-word phrases. For example:
"I prefer softer listening, but sometimes the mood will take me for some good rock and/or roll music."
"Be patient, we gotta wait for the light to change. We can't just walk into a busy street willy and/or nilly."
"There's no organization in this bookstore at all! They're just thrown on the shelves higgledy and/or piggledy!"
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(Please feel free to add more. I enjoy being amused.)
More text posts I liked on Twitter
Dipper: If I sigh loudly enough, will some of my provbems go away?
(This interdiction on dating comes from both protective love ... and a profound misunderstanding of typical romance. They forget that most couples don't incorporate hand-to-hand combat and consensual, mutual face-punching.)
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hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun
@f8-of-the-stars-collective @do-not-u-dare @synonymroll2121 @haemora016 @infinitelypurple @aa-battery-4 @4-gaps-in-my-teth
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Oh, you don't have to worry about me shooting you with a gun. I loathe guns.
Now, if we were talking crossbows, well ...
Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "There are potions and foods that have a magic effect on those who ingest them, but the twist is ___."
(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
They're placebos. They work, but only because the consumer thinks they work.
