Ramblings

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

Torches make you look like a racist... Beautiful

@pangur-and-grim

In the world of hitmen, credentials are everything. Among the members of your guild, a License to Harm is one of the most common, while a Licenses to Dismember or Kill are much rarer. One day, an unfamiliar assassin strolls into the guildhall with the highest certification you’ve ever seen: a License to Obliterate.

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

I have never watched friends but wow what a ride. This Ross guy sounds like a fuckin dick

Or how about the fact that he was a complete homophobic asshole to his ex wife Carol and her wife Susan.

and he can’t read a map worth a shit either

why does ross, the shittiest “friend” simply not get eaten by the other friends

I thought i was the only one who thought he was a huge asshole

We all know the only reason they hung out with him is because he was Monica’s brother.

what if angels in their “true” forms are actually more terrifying than demons because demons reflect human sins and fears but angels are so entirely other and alien from us as to be truly eldritch

demon, looking at a renaissance painting of an angel as a rosy-cheeked cherub with fluffy white wings and golden curls and a gentle, loving expression: you see this shit? propaganda

This turned me gay

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

It’s that eye contact

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

We’ve always be in the know….

G O A L S

oh… oh my

SESSY OCEAN WIVES

dark chocolate .... one of life’s little tortures

oh you wanted some chocolate? of course. here you go. it’s the kind that’s bad though

I’m so sorry for your lack of good taste. I hope you get well soon.

THANK YOU KIND OP

it helps if you mouth “thank you” while you’re doing it so they know what your intent is even if maybe you fuck up the gesture a little. fkfjg