This guy's illusions are great
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
cherry valley forever

pixel skylines
Misplaced Lens Cap
almost home
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shark vs the universe

oozey mess

Keni
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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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@gothfirefaerie
This guy's illusions are great

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thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c
an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.
Holy shit op this is LITERALLY in the book 'Never Split The Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depends On It'. Written by a guy who did hostage negotiation and then tried doing business negotiation, and mopped the floor with industry experts.
I'm fortunate enough to have a primary care doctor who knows about hEDS, but it's occurring to me that the skills in this book could be medically life changing for chronically ill folks of all kinds. Like. Literally a matter of life and death, especially for BIPOC and/or fat and/or young people who are having their issues dismissed.
HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out
Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling
“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭
Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.
for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:
mom, how do i...?
and dad, how do i...?
^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments
if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions
there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love
i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them
when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities
There’s a little Irish coochie gargoyle I think!! I can’t remember her name, but she’s silly and is sometimes found over church doorways
Sheela na Gig! She's a Christian symbol to help ward off the devil. According to old folklore, if the devil comes around, he will be warded away if a woman flashes her coochie at him, on account of the coochie being a holy and cleansing sort of thing. It's the gateway to life after all. Proof that some societies recognised the power of cunt

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The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.
one of my all-time favorite emails
[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]
"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat
vibes tbh
I finished the last constellation tonight. All 40 of them are now done! Went through and double checked and every stitch is in place for them and all the beads are in place. Which just leaves the milky way part to do.
Started stitching the Milky Way in. Slowly making progress on it as I am hiding the travelling thread so the back will look nice.
Looks pretty cool and keeps the readability of the other stitches. Very happy with it. Just a thousand or so to do. As they are in a grid roughly every centimetre apart.
Update on the constellation quilt. I have gotten the last Milky Way stitch done now. Which means the quilting part of this project is done. My next step will be to baste the edges down, remove the pattern, trim the quilt square, and lastly attach the binding.
Progress on the constellation quilt has come along quite a lot now. Finished the binding on the quilt over the weekend. I prefer to machine stitch the binding to the front then hand stitch the back side. It gives such a nice finish to the quilt. Took the time to measure it also and it ended up being 72" by 72" (183cm by 183cm).
With that done I could finally start removing the pattern. Which is taking both less time and more time that I thought it would. As it rips really easily so that goes fast, but the tiny corners and removing it under the beads is slow. You can now see the difference in the glow effect with it against the dark front of the quilt instead of the pattern.
Behold the stars of the constellations of the northern sky! I love how this quilt has turned out. It was a lot of fun to work on and the effect is so cool in person. Overall I would estimate it took about 90-100 hours to complete. Give or take 10 hours if you want to count the time I spent custom dying the fabric.
I made sure to get a nice photo of it in daylight. For once I also remembered to get a quilt label on it. The back really shows the difference in readability of the quilting on the ice dyed fabric compared to the solid front. Thank you everyone that has followed this. I am glad you all found joy in it.
Those that are interested, here is the pattern I used by Haptic Lab. I made the large northern hemisphere version, and plan to make the matching southern hemisphere one next year. I also got your back for the less crafty people. Haptic Lab sells finished quilts in this pattern, both as a large quilt and a small one.
nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

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One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list
Gave an 8 year old dog a vaccine he's had yearly for his whole life with no issues. Went to go make an estimate for this dog for a surgery and not 5 minutes later the owner poked his head into treatment to say the dog had just vomited 3 times.
I go in and stare at the dog a moment: no facial swelling, no dyspnea, no lethargy. I clean up the vomit, then check his mucous membrane color: nice and pink with a good capillary refill time. I exit the room to finish the estimate and to inform doc when she finishes with her next exam.
A minute later: he's vomited 2 more times. I go back in, still no dyspnea but he's now lethargic. Lift up a lip and now his MMs are pale and muddy colored, with a CRT greater than 2 seconds. I go interrupt doc in the other exam to come look at the dog.
We give diphenhydramine IM. I go over the surgery estimate and linger in the room to monitor. Breathing is still good 10 minutes later but he's getting more lethargic. No improvement in MMs or CRT. Doc does a reasses, not a fan of heart rate/pulses. We give a steroid injection IM and some SQ fluids. I keep watching. 5 minutes later he's perking up, MMs are getting pinker. I kept him there another 15 minutes and by that time he was back to normal.
In my 26 years as a tech i can say that this is honestly the first time I've seen an older adult dog have an anaphylactic reaction to a vaccine it's gotten numerous times before. It's also maybe the 5th time I've seen an anaphylactic reaction *at all*. And you can imagine how many tens of thousands of animals I've either given vaccines to or have been working the day they got them after 26 years, including nearly a decade in a high volume shelter.
So anyways, that was my extremely anxiety inducing afternoon.
Me to the dog the whole time:
Even though I knew the dog should be okay, I had anxiety dreams about him all night, so I called the owner around 9am today, and left a voicemail just asking for an update on how he's feeling.
We called again at noon, and this time it didn't even ring, just went straight to voicemail again. At this point I'm catastrophising "something happened to the dog after all. The owner hates us now." etc.
Thankfully they called back a few minutes ago to let us know the dog is doing absolutely fine. My coworkers just texted me while I'm on lunch to let me know.
tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)
And the top is done! Backing fabric and binding and I will have finished my first ever quilt!
No idea if this will be a lifelong hobby but I set out to learn how to use a sewing machine and I can say that was a success at least. Of course after this I still have to make two more quilts (stupid equality for my kids lol). I learned a lot, this thing looks okay for how badly squared and measured all my blocks were and I am feeling accomplished and proud of myself.
Leaving for a summer trip tomorrow so I probably won't attempt the backing and binding till I get back.

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$6.50 an hour is exactly what Hastings paid me in 2003.
The plot thickens!
I'm going to have to come up with a tag for the Local Politics I've been spectating because it takes too long to explain or link, but there was supposed to be an in person CAPS (Chicago Alternative Police Somethingorother) beat meeting, where the local police meet with communities to discuss policing issues.
The antagonist of the ongoing brouhaha was supposed to be there, and I thought it would be fun to attend. But when I arrived at the building where it was being held, the interior doors were all locked and it was obvious nobody was there. A very confused janitor said nothing was on the schedule and with 5 minutes to meeting time no cops were there. He'd been dealing with confused Community Members for the past half hour, but only a few.
Was the meeting cancelled by some mysterious Shadow Alderman? Was it a hallucination induced by hearing the phrase "no sparklers inside the restaurant" at the last meeting? Have I shifted realities? Is someone an alien?
There's a video meeting tomorrow (I got another .jpg invitation as a reminder) so I hope to learn more soon. Between Caller 17 (I'll explain later), the alderman, and the one two acronym punch of CAPS and BACP, I feel like I might be in an episode of The X-Files.