#wedemgirlz

God forbid women do anything

soulsborne NPC questlines are like. In order to summon Dillard you gotta talk to him at the Shrine BEFORE you unlock the Wretched Cathedral or he'll become hostile after moving to the Hallowed Altar. If you're also doing Herbert's questline, make sure you fetch the Musty Book AFTER talking to Dillard at the Altar, or they'll both disappear and you'll be locked out of the Sacred Curse Ending (and you won't be able to buy lichen poultice from Herbert for the Festering Husk fight). Make sure to ask him about the Old Statue or he won't be summonable for the

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

We’ve got an ID, the Golden-Tailed Beebandit!!!!!! Mallophora fautrix!! One QUADRILLION kisses in its general direction!!!

Bumblebee impostor

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away