Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft 🛸

i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Oh my god

me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.