To The Word We Dream About, And The One We Live In

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes