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<3 The correct way to greet your sweetie when they get home ;D <3

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Oh cool. You got to say something vague and then vanish...
...why do I care?
Amazing Spiderman 399
“Vagueness is coming” was all over this arc and this time period.
I would like SOMEBODY to come into this plot with a DEFINED ARC in mind
Every villain in the Clone Saga is basically that scene from season two of Sam and Max
"We can explain everything QUICKLY and SIMPLY!"
"NO!
T H A T I S N O T O U R W A Y"
I'm going to start attacking the editors with my teeth
<3 You crack me up little buddy <3
wow, even JJ Abrams's "cryptic mystery box character statements, character actions, and events that don't actually have any real plans" is something he cadged from someone else
(Chris Carter had some ideas about the real answers for The X-Files, but he actively avoided actually revealing them unambiguously because then he wouldn't have a show)
the man has manifestly never had an original thought in his life
like, if I actually wanted to put in the slightest bit of effort into such a thing, I could come up with a scale with, like, Gene Wolfe and Alan Moore at one end of "knows exactly what's behind every mystery and event" and JJA at the other end, with Chris Carter and Stephen Moffat in between them (but a lot closer to JJA)
@nitpickrider THERE'S OUR BOY <3
I like that Kurt Busiek will take the time to be like "The sea is gonna attack the land WHAT COOL SEA HEROES ARE THERE"
I freaking love Stingray.
It's extremely telling he has has the exact same costume, with only very minor tweaks, since his introduction. You can't improve on perfection.
It's such a neat design! <3
I'm really glad they haven't tried to change or update it over the years, it be perfect just as it is :D
... shhhhhhhhhhhh shut up! The more you talk about him, the more likely he'll be a one-off joke in a third-rate Marvel TV show!
:(
If the MCU does anything mean to him I'mma fite 'em
Stingray is great as the most superhero guy that least wants to be a superhero
“Costume? This is a deep sea exploration suit that just so happens to look rad as hell. Fight supervillains? Oh, no, not me. I just want to deep sea explore. The Avengers are asking for me? Damn, it must be important fate of the world stuff if they need a humble oceanographer and his totally awesome deep sea exploration suit to chip in. I’ll do it. I’ll help the Avengers. But I’ll be thinking about fish the entire time.”
Honestly I would totally make myself a super science suit just to be able to chill in the ocean and get to see lots of cool sea life up close <3
That would be cool af <3
And yeeeee I love that he just wants to explore and discover things and do cool ocean stuff :D
The ocean is awesome
I wanna go diving with my gf this summer if we can afford to at all
If not we're definitely gonna visit some aquariums so I can see some critters <3
Fun trivia for @thefingerfuckingfemalefury's comments about why Stingray would be chosen to appear - the letters page at the time had a noticeable amount of requests for him to show up, to the light bafflement of the editors.
Marvel Editors: Why are you all demanding Stingray
Us:
Because they objectively are!
Cool costume
Professional demeanour
Was the one character who Tony Stark assumed has stolen his armour tech in the first "Armor Wars", only to find that Dr Walter Newell had developed his tech all by himself because it turns out there ARE only so many ways to design a human exo-skeletal and Tony Stark isn't the only smart guy around. Tony did NOT come out of that encounter well
scans_daily | How I learned to not like Iron Man anymore....
Prepared to be a hero as required, wants to be a scientist and learn new fish stuff.
He and the Doctor would probably get on rather well.
I'm now just picturing Twelve showing up in the events of Armor Wars and frying Tony's suit with the Sonic to put a stop to Tony's nonsense when he tries to give Stingray grief
"The man is just trying to study fish!
He doesn't need to be hassled by some egomaniacal pudding-brain mad that his mech suit industrial complex is being endangered by other people playing with his toys!"
Two, Four, Nine or Thirteen would bustle in recognise Newell for his amazing work with the sentient oysters he'd discovered, then apologise that that hadn't happened yet, all the while utterly ignoring Stark, who isn't nearly as impressive to them as THE Dr Walter Newell
That is the actual most Doctor-coded thing ever they would absolutely do this :D
Someone please draw this :D
let’s be armoured with mama
A combiner!
my favorite thing about pangolins is how they hold their foreclaws off the ground while walking to avoid damaging them because they need them to dig for their prey
they all either look like they're trying to butter up Grandma to ask her for money or they're scheming to get one over on those pesky kids
<3 NOW FUCK <3
Sammie isn't that your response to literally everytime you see two girls on screen together lol
Okay but canonically these two are horny as fuck for each other :D
you have my attention!

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<3 The only god I worship is myself <3
And the only daddy I let tell me what to do is my girlfriend ;D
Girlfriends make the best daddies
CAN CONFIRM <3_<3
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Hey y'all, hate to have to do this again, but here we are. About five months ago, I got put on a five month waiting list for facial hair electrolysis, and am expecting to hear back any day now about my first appointment. I was also expecting to have a job by now, but the only interview I've had fell through, so I am still Broke. I want to try and get at least enough money to pay for electrolysis for a few months, to give me more time to find work so I can pay for myself. It's at least £72 a session, once every two weeks, unfortunately I won't know the exact price until my first session, but I really would prefer not to lose my slot and have to wait another five months.
This isn't an emergency, I can live without electrolysis, but getting it would drastically improve my mental health and general quality of life, and it would help me pass better, which is kinda getting more and more important in an increasingly transphobic country. Of course, don't donate anything if you can't spare it, but if you don't donate, please at least consider sharing this post. If you DO donate, please message me to let me know, so I can thank you personally. If you DON'T like me, think of it like this: Every penny towards my electrolysis is another penny paying for me to get repeatedly stabbed and zapped in the face, so you can have fun imagining that. Thanks in advance for anything you're able to give!
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<3 If anyone can help my friend out here, PLEASE do <3
"Babe I love you
But you are MANIC right now and no we're not stealing a fucking boat"
My girlfriends reaction to my idea for what we should do tonight
*mumbles under breath*
"Mystique and Destiny wouldn't squabble over stealing a boat they'd just DO it and have brain bendingly amazing sex in it afterwards"
Lmao ❤️
Me: Tumblr says we should steal a boat
My Girlfriend: -_-
what the hell goes on on that website....
Shipping.
A NAUTICAL PUN :D
She'll be salty about that
("I'm going to beat you to death with an oar...."
My girlfriend, glaring at me)
I sea that pun didn't float her boat
She told me to tell you that you're next XD
we're all sunk, then
but it's too late, I'm hooked, better reel me in
I've gotta stay on an even keel

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current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."
5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"
and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.
i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:
the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...
is this of any use
SO IT IS!!!
Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:
The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!
Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏
Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!
in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell🙏
Switch to Startpage or DuckDuckGo. They are either entirely "AI" free (Startpage, last I checked) or have it but allow you to shut it off entirely (DDG, which also lets you exclude slop images from the image search, and doesn't require you to create an account), and the search results are comparable to pre-enshittification Google.
(The Master voice) "NEVER
NEVER
NEVER DYING
NEVER DYING
N E V E R D Y I N G"
I don't even GO HERE really and what I know about THAT FUCKER is that NONE OF US will be rid of him. Ever.
It's for real canon in multiple continuities that his spark has a mutation that makes it immortal
Even if his body is utterly obliterated he continues on as a "Ghost" O_O;
If you are wondering why no one ever tried to replicate this amazing quirk of nature well
They did
It....
uhhhhhhh
DID NOT GO WELL O_O;
Or went extremely well, depending on your point of view.
"IT IS TIME FOR CRAB"
Duke never getting revenge, they gave him and unkillable monster as a nemesis.
Duke: I've waited YEARS for this moment
To get revenge for what you did
The day you attacked our jet
Cackling like a maniac
My best friend Frosting
Murdered in cold blood
Splattered into pieces
Not even a body left to bury
Starscream: .....
................................
I'm sorry
I don't remember ANY of that
Duke: ....
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
Starscream: For you fleshling, the day Starscream graced your mudball of a world was the most important day of your life
But for me?
It was Tuesday
yeah, even the Predacons thought Rampage was a mistake, because he basically had zero interest in doing anything the Tripedacus Council wanted him to unless it satisfied his particular desire of the moment, let alone following the orders of a field commander
turns out when you make something you can't put down that has a will of its own, you have no really effective means of control because it knows it will survive anything you do to it
you can't kill it, you just piss it off
see also Kratos in the Greek God of War games, who was sent to Hades as a mortal, was too angry to stay dead and not only fought his way back to the world of the living but killed Ares and took his stuff
and then, when Zeus stripped him of his divine power and banished him to Tartarus, where even the Titans could not escape, he again fought his way back to the world of the living, regained his divine power and then some, killed the Titans along the way because they kept trying to stop him, and then murdered most of the rest of the Greek pantheon, even the ones that the Olympians couldn't kill
some indefinite time later, to save his son, he went to Hel, the Norse underworld, went past the point of no return, and then punched his way back to Midgard, where he and his son killed the one Norse god that was supposed to be unkillable
Who made this bathroom?
Batgirl is in the Backrooms O_O
This has to be like a dream scape right? It's way to liminal to be her actual bathroom XD
She's in that cursed house the internet was obsessed with XD
Which one??? XD
I had to google it to remember the name but it was called 8800 Blue Lick Road
Strange Aeons has a whole video about this Liminal Space :D
For real it was like the Backrooms but in real life O_O
I’ve never heard of it before and now I’m 3D exploring it here
Matterport 3D Showcase
What even—
I genuinely feel that if I were to enter this building there is a good chance I would not leave alive there are Entities within this place
To quote that film of all time "Giant From the Unknown":
"This bad place
Only evil can come to you here"
It's basically the working class Jersey version of the Winchester House
also, like, did nobody at any point in the process of producing that panel ask why the garden tub is blocking the clearly inward-opening door? look at the latch and where that means the hinge is
O_O
Captain America has joined the Skeleton War....
ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS!!!!!
#Busiek I think
Was indeed!
I just finished re-reading my Kang Dynasty paperback
the only Avengers paperback that can be used as a deadly weapon should you need to defend yourself against an assailant, because it is heavy enough to concuss a human
Busiek is great.
Honestly the fact that Astro City hasn't gotten more widespread love is an actual crime.
I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't been turned into an animated series yet
It’s so good. And both Starbright and G-Dog made me actually cry
;-;
S A M E
always need more Astro City
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Omigosh! This is so cute!
<3_<3
SHE IS PERFECT

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Getting lost in the woods and you hear someone ask for your name. Are you going to give it?
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