Serenity Dee: SFF is still maladjusted

Hey y'all, hate to have to do this again, but here we are. About five months ago, I got put on a five month waiting list for facial hair electrolysis, and am expecting to hear back any day now about my first appointment. I was also expecting to have a job by now, but the only interview I've had fell through, so I am still Broke. I want to try and get at least enough money to pay for electrolysis for a few months, to give me more time to find work so I can pay for myself. It's at least £72 a session, once every two weeks, unfortunately I won't know the exact price until my first session, but I really would prefer not to lose my slot and have to wait another five months.

This isn't an emergency, I can live without electrolysis, but getting it would drastically improve my mental health and general quality of life, and it would help me pass better, which is kinda getting more and more important in an increasingly transphobic country. Of course, don't donate anything if you can't spare it, but if you don't donate, please at least consider sharing this post. If you DO donate, please message me to let me know, so I can thank you personally. If you DON'T like me, think of it like this: Every penny towards my electrolysis is another penny paying for me to get repeatedly stabbed and zapped in the face, so you can have fun imagining that. Thanks in advance for anything you're able to give!

But you are MANIC right now and no we're not stealing a fucking boat"

"Mystique and Destiny wouldn't squabble over stealing a boat they'd just DO it and have brain bendingly amazing sex in it afterwards"

My Girlfriend: -_-

She'll be salty about that

("I'm going to beat you to death with an oar...."

but it's too late, I'm hooked, better reel me in

i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:

Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:

The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!

Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏

Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!

(The Master voice) "NEVER

NEVER

NEVER DYING

NEVER DYING

Even if his body is utterly obliterated he continues on as a "Ghost" O_O;

If you are wondering why no one ever tried to replicate this amazing quirk of nature well

They did

It....

uhhhhhhh

To get revenge for what you did

The day you attacked our jet

Cackling like a maniac

My best friend Frosting

Murdered in cold blood

Splattered into pieces

Not even a body left to bury

Starscream: .....

................................

I'm sorry

I don't remember ANY of that

Duke: ....

YOU DON'T REMEMBER

Starscream: For you fleshling, the day Starscream graced your mudball of a world was the most important day of your life

But for me?

turns out when you make something you can't put down that has a will of its own, you have no really effective means of control because it knows it will survive anything you do to it

you can't kill it, you just piss it off

see also Kratos in the Greek God of War games, who was sent to Hades as a mortal, was too angry to stay dead and not only fought his way back to the world of the living but killed Ares and took his stuff

and then, when Zeus stripped him of his divine power and banished him to Tartarus, where even the Titans could not escape, he again fought his way back to the world of the living, regained his divine power and then some, killed the Titans along the way because they kept trying to stop him, and then murdered most of the rest of the Greek pantheon, even the ones that the Olympians couldn't kill

Strange Aeons has a whole video about this Liminal Space :D

To quote that film of all time "Giant From the Unknown":

"This bad place

O_O

Captain America has joined the Skeleton War....

Was indeed!

I just finished re-reading my Kang Dynasty paperback

Day 9 of Knollej’s Pride Art Challenge: Galaxy (Taylor Barzelay)

Ive been trying to get my life together for some time now, and that started with my transition. Ive been needing help living with disabilities and burned out, and now dropping out of uni. Getting employed is pretty much impossible and I've been surviving off savings and these donation posts. Food and bills and my own hrt depend on thse until I manage to get my life together, which is very hard when your life hangs on generous donations every month.

I'll be most thankful with anything you can help with, please. And share this post around so more people can see it. I'm asking for an amount that could sustain me for many months ahead, and I'll be trying to get up on my own.

Paypal

Ko-fi

I hope this shithole goes out of business