"Babe I love you
But you are MANIC right now and no we're not stealing a fucking boat"
My girlfriends reaction to my idea for what we should do tonight
*mumbles under breath*
"Mystique and Destiny wouldn't squabble over stealing a boat they'd just DO it and have brain bendingly amazing sex in it afterwards"
Lmao ❤️
Me: Tumblr says we should steal a boat
My Girlfriend: -_-
what the hell goes on on that website....
Shipping.
A NAUTICAL PUN :D
She'll be salty about that
("I'm going to beat you to death with an oar...."
My girlfriend, glaring at me)
I sea that pun didn't float her boat
She told me to tell you that you're next XD
we're all sunk, then
but it's too late, I'm hooked, better reel me in
I've gotta stay on an even keel













