The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
#the baby has hope in her eyes because she can see she doesn’t need to be a fucking lame ass bitch like her parents#the baby sees the future#and she’s loving it#‘when i grow up i want to be just like her :)’
The baby is thinking "Save me cool bad ass NB goth, both of these MAGA motherfuckers are in the Epstein Files"
I know it's a slop machine image
but what the hell is going on with mom's arms there






















