time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

saddest story in four words: lost ogre no reward

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

alkjasdlkh i gotta say the terrifyingly long pause REALLY sells this