the satisfaction of breaking things

One time when I was a teen I had to do a walk of shame fresh off the bus past all our angry and bewildered neighbors cuz my lunatic father had decided to build a literal ten foot tall fence wrapped in heaps black tarp round the whole property while he blasted Bob Marley at full volume from his dumb fucking surround sound ultra speakers. Neighbors looked to me for answers and all I could do was just hit them with the shrug and walk faster. Then they all watched the standoff that was disgruntled teenage girl and dumb fuck supreme scream at each other over Buffalo Soldier on the porch from the small window they had. As you can imagine, I found the Beta kids struggle against their guardians incredibly relatable when I stumbled upon Homestuck

Oh no

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

Corollary: the Netflix adaptation that moved the action to America could've been so fucking good but they were too cowardly to write an actual exploration of how Light is basically a school shooter

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

i like The Character because it is the most neutral stand-in possible. and also implies the torment. The Character can be anything and anyone as long as you are devoting too much time/energy to thinking about them and/or thinking about them makes you feel like a parasite has burrowed its way into your brain and/or you're not even actively TRYING to think about them but every so often you see something that reminds you of them and you take ten poison damage. so on and so forth. The Character can be a bug you have under a microscope The Character can be your weird pet that you have a heat rock for The Character can be the mental equivalent of a sim you have dropped in the pool and removed the ladder from The Character can live in your brain The Character can be an abstract concept The Character can be a very real monster with teeth and claws that kills you. Do you get it

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

the thing is that if you dont strike me down now i will not become any more powerful at all actually. tbqh im probably gonna get worse. but can you do me a solid anyway

Tactical nuke to I4

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

one thing I think is really good about chainsaw man is that denji sucks and is trashy and annoying but still lovable and power as a girl gets to be exactly even if not even more sucky and trashy and annoying but still lovable as him. she does not smell like flowers because she’s a girl she takes a shower maybe monthly and does not flush the toilet. throws vegetables at aki’s wall because she does not like them. I’m pretty sure while she was wandering in the forest she was eating rats. kicks down aki’s door upon living with him. girl character who is not ditzy but gets to be as stupid as her male friend and they don’t have to be in love with each other. there are so little female characters who are not misogynistic stereotypes that get to be strange and annoying the way male characters are and power gets to have as much lint in her head as denji. perfect character power chainsaw man i love you with my whole heart