STRAIGHT-EDGE RONIN

If you give a bat a cigarette

Our story begins with Rockhard Lightning, a motorcycled badass out for vengeance

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

Im riding around on my bicycle beheading dogs and short people with my scimitar

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

just found a cross of miquella in a candy store. read "I abandon here my dollars five"

got a job at the cigarette farm where we raise baby cigarettes from our farm to your mouth. baby cigarettes drinking from mother cigar's teat drinking the smoke milk. images of marlboro fawns prancing and splashin in the stream. goorgle show me a picture of boobs and convert to .wav format

only tangentially related, but--i also can't stand the stance that making transgressive, controversial art is in and of itself politically progressive. there were these guys in 1920s italy you might have heard of who were making avant-garde, abstract, transgressive art too!

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

Solarpunk is real punk because a) it makes people angry and b) it's lame

blew a .15 blood happiness on the breathalyzer at a sweetness checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my trunk for smiles. needless to say i went for his awesome

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