the prosecution calls Skippety Toilet to the stand

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the prosecution calls Skippety Toilet to the stand

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I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it
War is hell and valorization of military imagery is fundamentally a childish and reactionary thing, but transitional periods of military history are a rich field of study, and I can't pretend this image of horse mounted trench lancers doesn't go hard as fuck.
PLA cavalry in a post-nuke war drill. Yes thats a saber / AK on horseback. Image went so hard I did a little study of it a while back
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Cormorant fishing in Yangshuo near Guilin, Guangxi, China. Christian Vaisse
Cormorant fishing is an old tradition in which fishermen use trained cormorants to catch fish.
Samuel R. Delany: So there's a robot who's programmed to eat dirty ass. But it's the year 3000 and humanity has evolved past having asses. So he has to go to the Foreskin Nebula to find a dirty ass to eat
NAMBLA President: That's really neat Chip. but can you please wait your turn to speak? And try to keep it on topic?
Alan Ginsberg: So back in the 50s everyone was like, 'hey Allen, you need to get a job and wear a tie for The Man!' Uh, I'm not a part of your system, man! I wanna smoke grass! And one time my buddy shit his pants in a dago's taxicab-
NAMBLA President: give me the talking stick Allen

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MACKLEMORE = Man I'm A Crazy Guy! Let's Always Have Fun Really Energeticly
retired SPACE TRÜPER arrested for brandishing, firing flechette cannon during HOA dispute
I'm nationally ranked in competitive coin flipping
Dude I'm so fucking sorry but that was my poisoned meatball that I was saving for later and it fell out of my pocket while I was jogging and I didnt notice and like I'm sorry that your dog ate it but I also lost something of mine not only that but I also lost my canes naked bird tender wit a razor blade in it

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*werner herzog voice* I hold no affection for this Spyro the Dragon character. I find nothing charming or amusing, nor am I captivated by his movements
A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn
Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…
Four Years We Lay In Waiting
All Huddled In The Grime
Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,
“I Do Believe It’s Time.”
He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;
Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice
He Blew The Horn With All His Might:
Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice
He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,
And Checked Our Bayonets.
“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,
“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”
THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,
He Led Them Right Over The Top
One By One I Saw Them Go,
One By One I Saw Them Stop.
The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,
His Body Blown To Bits
For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet
Did Smash The Ape To Grits
Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,
Who Passed Without A Peep
The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit
One Thousand Meters Deep
Then MR. RASCAL Perished,
Although His Fate I Did Not See
One Moment, There Was A Little Guy
The Next, Artillery
After That, SPOON LICKER
Charging Forward With Great Force,
Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly
By Papers Of Divorce
KILLING SPHERE, The Next One
His Death I Mustn’t Speak
All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow
Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak
FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,
Failed To Survive The Raid
The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel
And Was Impaled On His Own Blade
The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,
Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast
The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim
He Perished In The Blast
That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,
Seeing His Troops’ Demise,
Turned To Me Most Solemnly
And Looked Into My Eyes:
“Go,” He Said Discreetly,
“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;
Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:
Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”
What Else For ME?
I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before
And That’s How I Survived The Battle
And Fucked My Wife After The War

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we gon steal the notes off the page
youre no match for my forbidden 'Crab Style' technique