sorry if this is blasphemous but i always got heavy jesus vibes from johnny knoxville’s credo that he’ll never ask his friends to do anything as crazy as what he was willing to do himself

The nights was Arabian not him. I done had some California nights but I’m from Texas

i really like the jackass bit where they do the human bowling pins which is actually just an elaborate ruse for johnny knoxville to ambush everyone with a remote control paintball drone while they’re on a huge lubed up tarp and afterwards as johnny knoxville is explaining the prank pontius starts peeing on him

celebrating the 4th the only way i know how. with rice and eagles’ blood, in a tiny cottage with an underground gymnasium and shooting range on the stormy coast of Tibet

yo let’s rejoice in the beautiful game

i dont have many friends