vampiric angel

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

literally just go be anemic like idgi

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

Learning to trust a future you cannot yet see takes courage. Sending love to everyone doing their best to navigate uncertainty.

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you