DEATH! I just want one more breath!

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.

People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

Walking along the sidewalk and some kids wrote "the ground is LAVA" in pink and blue chalk and my first thought was "ugh, you'd think the city would do something about these lava pits" and walked around it.

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

Gay broke sober king 🤴

He was 7 months old.