DEATH! I just want one more breath!

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

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blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

The crossing will open sooner or later. We only have a little left for my family's campaign, just 2250. Please donate, my friends. I don't want you to leave us in this suffering and in tents. I just want my family and me to be able to escape Donate, your donation makes a difference Donate here share this and donate my friends You have very little to lose. 😅

Please help make sure Ibrahim and his family have enough funds !

Please help out Ibrahim!!

Some of you, Ibrahim, are saying, "I'll receive my salary tomorrow, and I can offer more help tonight. Would it be helpful if I gave you 15 euros?" I know it's not a large sum, but it's all I can offer until work. Everyone, if you can donate even one euro, please do so generously. Any help makes a difference. Please donate. The crossing will open.

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis