I’m singing! I’m hollering!

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

That lemon demon song was hella lit fam

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

maybe none of yuo are ever gonna become human but im gonna do it im gonna figure out the right ratio the perfect solution the exact formula im gonna ascend im gonna apotheose im gonna becoime real im gonna become actual everyone's gonna see me as i do it im gonna win im gonna exist im gonna exist im gonna exist

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look