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rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

buck and tommy deserve to have a dramatic reunion with purple rain playing in the background

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

Personally, I was under the impression that we ALL wanted him to fuck the old man. Because we too want to fuck the old man. I thought it was a given that this old man (for some reason) is INCREDIBLY fuckable, and that EVERYONE (irl and in universe) wants to fuck his damn brains out but NOBODY wants to do it more than the 500+ year old sociopathic twink who tortured him for a week straight in the 70’s. I don’t even watch the show and I know all of this, HOW ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING THE SHOW NOT GETTING THIS??!

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

dean would do those stupid crazy old west gun flips on hunts and john would smack him across the back of the head for it