“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

Rage baiting the spiritual girl by pronouncing the T at the end of tarot cards

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

they said im not allowed to watch mofies anymore