our spirit has never been broken

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

1. Really annoyed when people say that aces aren't automatically prudes or against the rest of the queer community by saying "and the aces can hand out the water bottles at the orgy" because it gives us the role of being the help just there to support allosexuals in their goals.

and

2. Under the impression that the main attraction of orgies is... the orgy.

Given this new data, I have come to the following conclusions:

1. The people saying that annoying phrase had no idea what happens at sex parties

and

some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.

also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.

IT HAS A FREE DEMO

ITS FUN AND NICE TO LOOK AT

While I can, in theory, grasp the idea that a secret final installment could somehow EXPLAIN everything that hasn't been making sense, and thus transform all previous confusion into a nearly woven, (over)complicated, and perhaps even compelling web of logical events and clever schemes... (not unlike the detective explaining the murder to everyone at the end of a mystery) I still can't really get my head around the idea that any secret final installment could somehow retroactively make anything bad suddenly FUN to watch.

Image 1: two tweets by @/autismlor "tay 🤠? 💜💙" Which say "Sorry for being so inactive on this account, the Taylor hyperfixation kinda died a little once I started getting laid Imao

"People bookmarking this are you gonna come back after you get laid and report if it happens to you too or".]

[Image 2: Two tweets by @/meanlore "regina george" which say "honestly ever since i got on the right meds it's been really hard for me to care about taylor swift being gay

"(lamotrigine for anyone wondering !!)"]

[Image 3, copied from ALT text: An Instagram post from user btsarmy222777. White text on a purple background reads "Sorry I haven't been posting on here a lot guys I started taking a mood stabilizer and now I'm not obsessed with BTS anymore" and the caption "still love them though 💜"]

[Image 4: a tweet by @/larryslittlefrk "boot 🥳🍇LOML SUPERFAN" which says "sorry for being so inactive lately, just wanted to give you all total transparency 💕".

Attached is a screenshot of a note from the notes app, made on June 8, 2022 at 3:09 PM, titled "🚨Life Update🚨". The note says "hey guys! Life update!!! So they found a bunch of mold in my dorm vent and since I've been home and on antibiotics I noticed how much better I am really feeling and also feel like I can think more clearly now, and with a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. Not really sure why any part of that makes sense, especially Louis's fake kid and them both hiring beards for 10 years when they pick their own managers now... guess black mold can really affect your brain hahaha! anyways i'm so grateful for the friends i've made through this community and i hope all of you reach the same clarity as i have❤️ get your vents checked everyone!"]

[Image 5: An Instagram post by jamesmcavoyupdates showing a photo of presumably James Mcavoy sitting perched on a painted blue fence in front of a grassy field and a town or city. The post says "im done with this account. Thank you for all the laughs but i have no motivation to keep updating on James. this account was initially to help me let my feelings out and sometimes rant but my antidepressants have started working and they helped me realize i actually do not like James mcavoy as much as i thought i did. If you were looking forward to my updates i apologize you will have to find another account to follow as i am no longer suffering from mental illness. Xx❤️"]

[Image 6: A twitter thread by @/poisonjr "gale na" which says, "Apologies for the erratic behavior, forgetfulness, and breakdowns this past year, friends! The water heater guy came this morning and found a gas leak 3 feet from my bed." Attached is a photo of the poster flipping off a hot water valve.

The thread continues with three posts in all capitals, "wait. when did I change my handle to "poison jr."

"no way no way no way no way no way". This post is replying to an older post a year prior, which says "new handle new me"

"This was days after I moved in. What the fuck. What the fuck. Did I get possessed and my gas leak alter ego named herself".]

[Image 7: A post by @/poisonjr "Gale Na", the person from the previous image, which says "cis people flirting: how rubbery that pussy 🙈

trans people flirting: you need to hold me down by my weak little bee wings and use me. we have to repopulate the hive".