snad

Hi for the love of god hello

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

two of my coworkers are also roommates which is crazy like haven’t you had enough of each other

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

The scary holes have started oil fracking

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Frantically screamingWAIT WAIT WAIT As tumblr refreshes and the Most beautiful piece of fan art i’ve ever seen DISAPPEARS

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad