Chris Weed, Pianist

jockoppressor➡️rainintheforecast

I finally took him down. we’re free

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

sometimes i get so sleepy that i fall asleep :-)

me when i fucking GET you

i love the youtube poop "pingas" line because the joke is meant to be that it sounds like hes saying penis except it straight up doesnt. innuendo defeated. now its our special word we share together.

the coker's cola

oh you liked this one? well what if i showed you gravel and pebbles from the ground