Chris Weed, Pianist

After Who’s on first by Abbot and Costello

Who Is Inn First

Second

No Who Dat Hoss Inn First Place

I Said Second

No Who B Dat Big B In The Lead

Shes Named Second D Do You Understand

Okay What About Thee Runner Up

Last Place

And Third

First Can You Believe It

I'm breaking character here, so don't tell anyone, but it was never actually in the book. the real sentence was "Claws the size of bananas shot toward me."

and then this was the edit note:

it's just that when I saw the edit note, my first impulse was to come up with an even worse banana sentence, and........ you all saw the bloodbath that followed.

here's the final line that made it into the book:

Transcript: "Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane"

Mark Corrigan from Peep Show

Transcript: "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind; if you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find; the things I'll teach ya, sure to beat ya; nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now"

Chop Chop Master Onion from PaRappa The Rapper

May I request that you post 1 (one) picture of Kieran from the hit games Pokemon Scarlet and Violet: The Teal Mask

below are two songs. vote for one of them. there are no specific criteria besides whatever you choose to assign. vote for the one that has more vowels in it if you want. there is no deeper purpose to this poll whatsoever, so don't overthink it, just pick one