Fangirl Rambling

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[Image description: Two images. The first is a Tweet by Katie Aki [star] (@ jinxland) captioned "horse girl hanky code." Below is an image labeled: "Tail Ribbons Have A Meaning! Watch for these unspoken signals when on the trail, at the show or around the barn:" Below are pictures of braided horse tails with ribbons of different colours with text of the corresponding colour. They read: [Red] "Caution: I Kick Or Strike!" [Yellow] "Stay Back I'm A Stallion!" [Green] "I'm Green Or Young & In-Experienced!" [White] "I Am For Sale!" [Blue] "Stallion Or Aggressive Gelding" [Pink] "Moody Mare Kicks!" This Tweet has been shared by jay (@ chronofoil). The share says: "will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you for sale will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you". /End first I.D. The second image is a screenshot of a message from Twitter. It says: "Hello jay, Your account, chronofoil has been suspended for violating the Twitter Rules. Specifically, for: [In bold] Violating our rules against violent speech. [/End bold text.] You may not threaten, incite, glorify, or express a desire for harm or violence." Below is jay's share that was shown in the first image. /End I.D.]

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!