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scribeherself

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

hardwrench

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

little-theatre-fairy

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

hardwrench

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

startedwellthatsentence

Comment on my MA thesis:

dreadwedge

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl

secret-br3ad

Aura of baby Tim Drake needs to be studied.

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thotsandpreyers

pyromaniac-cyndaquil

nocountryforoldjetpacks

hollanov-ann

enternametryagain

Your name is JUGEMU JUGEMU GOKOU-NO SURIKIRE KAIJARISUIGYO-NO SUIGYOUMATSU UNRAIMATSU FUURAIMATSU KUUNERUTOKORO-NI SUMUTOKORO YABURAKOUJI-NO BURAKOUJI PAIPOPAIPO PAIPO-NO SHUURINGAN SHUURINGAN-NO GUURINDAI GUURINDAI-NO PONPOKOPI-NO PONPOKONA-NO CHOUKYUUMEI-NO CHOUSUKE.

verenakauer

Grace mentioning to Rocky that he used to watch his ship every evening after they parted ways (and do complex math to figure out when he's going to lose sight of it completely). Grace is. a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing.

Rocky is ecstatic.

"Grace watched Rocky sleep, question? Even though we were apart??"

"...yeah. Yeah, pal, I guess I did."

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ultimatedirk

a dirt wizard and his dearest familiar

brittlepredatordemon

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

whatachaos

On the mourning of old friends and the acceptance of new ones Or The great camping trip of 1914 🏕️

(First time in ages doing something so clean I’m rly nervOUS BYE)

sanlorenzoherald

good morning

sztupy

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

camillejamal

[canada] count binface is the funniest guy and because of that i would vote for him if i were british

skull-bearer

He would not be allowed to wear the costume, not because MPs are cheerless killjoys, but because he would be in violation of an ancient law stating no MP is allowed to wear a suit of armor in parliament.

camillejamal

thats boring and sad i hate that why would that law be made

skull-bearer

Because we had a Civil War.

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robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

robogrind

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

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