The Small Things

2026 superwholock equivalent is Heated Rivalry, Interview With The Vampire, and somehow still Supernatural

They missed. 😔

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

Reminder that Leverage is amazing and you all should watch it.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[ID: A four panel fancomic showing Diana and Hippolyta of Themyscira. Diana dips her head shyly as she says, "Mother, I have something to tell you. I'm bisexual." Hippolyta squints at her before saying, incredulously, "You like men?!" End ID]

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

This is how I'm gonna explain dnd to people from now on

I find it very hard to sympathise when characters in black sails are like "Flint is CRAZY!!!! You can't trust him, he'll beat you to DEATH if you get in his way!!!" because like. he's right. he's literally always right. And if you just listened to him, he wouldn't have to beat you to death now, would he? godddd 🙄