The Small Things

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

rachel and percy being classmates freshman year at Goode High has got to be the funniest concept ever 💀 i mean come on guys. literally the most stereotypical duo ever. daughter of a billionaire + stepson of one of the teachers, they probably got away with doing crazy shit 24/7. percy showing up late to class all the time because of monsters and being like. the typical trouble kid with failing grades and dyslexia and adhd and 'obedience problems' but nobody's allowed to pick on him because he has the protection of Rachel Elizabeth Dare. it's the first time he hasn't been bullied in school and rachel takes advantage of this by enlisting him into committing the Weirdest Stuff Ever with her with his newfound social immunity. graffitting the new science building donated to the school by a racist because they Can, gossiping about the teachers, making fun of each other because they both fit so neatly into their archetypes and they know it, like yea bro. they're friends. trauma bonded not during the titan war but during the oppressive regime of Period 5 9th Grade English

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[image text: Got a really crazy fic coming up in the next 7-8 years. Stay tuned. /end]

I also, perhaps controversially, am of the opinion that more odyssey adaptations should retain the hanging of the unfaithful maids

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by