ID soup

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[Image description: Two images. The first is a Tweet by online friend (@ likesmoth). It reads: People who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles The second image is the same Tweet, but text has been scribbled out and added to now read: People who like pickles are so important because they Take my pickles /End I.D.]

The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it

In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes

[Image description: A Tumblr comment by statboosts that reads: "They all hastily start stabbing the body with their signature weapons and falsifying evidence of a struggle to make it seem like they did it every time the detective turns around." /End I.D.]

[Image description: A Tweet by DiscussingFilm. It reads: "Tom Holland says they had to pause shooting of '[In all caps] The Odyssey [/End all caps]' due to a cartoonish rainbow being in a pivotal shot. [In quotes] The most preposterous rainbow was coming out of the castle I was supposed to be going home to... It looked like something out of My Little Pony. [/End quotes.] (Source: @ empiremagazine)" Provided are two images: one is of Tom Holland, presumedly from the movie, looking confused or upset, and the other is of a cartoon rainbow with a smiley face. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A photograph of a light brown, triangular shaped blob on a fence. The blob is, allegedly, a moth. /End I.D.]

[Image description: Two images. The first is a Tweet by Katie Aki [star] (@ jinxland) captioned "horse girl hanky code." Below is an image labeled: "Tail Ribbons Have A Meaning! Watch for these unspoken signals when on the trail, at the show or around the barn:" Below are pictures of braided horse tails with ribbons of different colours with text of the corresponding colour. They read: [Red] "Caution: I Kick Or Strike!" [Yellow] "Stay Back I'm A Stallion!" [Green] "I'm Green Or Young & In-Experienced!" [White] "I Am For Sale!" [Blue] "Stallion Or Aggressive Gelding" [Pink] "Moody Mare Kicks!" This Tweet has been shared by jay (@ chronofoil). The share says: "will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you for sale will kick you in the head and kill you will kick you in the head and kill you". /End first I.D. The second image is a screenshot of a message from Twitter. It says: "Hello jay, Your account, chronofoil has been suspended for violating the Twitter Rules. Specifically, for: [In bold] Violating our rules against violent speech. [/End bold text.] You may not threaten, incite, glorify, or express a desire for harm or violence." Below is jay's share that was shown in the first image. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A post by Ellie Hawks (@ elspells13). It says: 6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." /End I.D.]

You’re always wanted. Please remember that.

[Image description: Two images. The first is a photograph of a whiteboard with handwriting. It reads: "If you see this on your dashboard, you have to promise that you won't kill yourself today, or self-harm today. Do you promise?" The last word is in all caps and underlined thrice. The second image is a screenshot of stayfearless134's reblog that reads: "You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your 'blog type'. Just do it." /End I.D.]

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

Fine I promise.

This could save people!!

Read and reblog this, regardless of anything.

Woah this is important guys

I really hope this is reblogged until tumblr dies or the world ends

[Image description: A photograph of a whiteboard with handwriting. It reads: "If you see this on your dashboard, you have to promise that you won't kill yourself today, or self-harm today. Do you promise?" The last word is in all caps and underlined thrice. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A Tweet by Lu [heart] 🦩(@ honeybreaths). It says: "[In quotes] adults shouldn't be in fandoms [/End quotes.] you mean the ppl who are writing the fics you read and enjoy every day? the people who do most for a fandom in general? 😭 or do you believe that all of your favorite fics were written by a 15yo? this argument doesn't make sense on so many levels". /End I.D.]

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[Image description: The first image is a photograph of Japanese radishes, with text that says: "A single Japanese radish gives enough energy to a human being to walk 28 feet". The second is of a skeleton collasped on the desert floor, its arm reaching out mere inches away from a PNG of a Japanese radish. The PNG still has its white background, and the skeleton is wearing a hat. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A draw your OC meme called "OC Optics." The first image is of this meme filled out by OP with their OC Copperwell, a green goblin with red eyes and big ears. The first panel is: "How they want to be seen." In it, Copperwell is smoking, smiling down at the camera, lit from below, and overall looking very confident and cool. The second is: "How they see themselves." Copperwell is in greyscale, wearing a suit, looking stoically off to the distance, and smoking. The third is: "How their friends see them." In it, Copperwell is a small, angry, cartoonish goblin. The fourth is: "How their enemies see them." Copperwell's face is completely covered in shadow except for his glowing red eyes. The background is dark and red, and overall looks very intimidating and scary. The fifth is: "How strangers see them." In it, Copperwell is holding a martini glass and wearing pink sunglasses, a pink Hawaiian shirt, and a white shirt and shorts underneath. He still looks serious. The last is: "How they actually are." Copperwell is crumpled on the floor and sobbing into a puddle of tears." The second image is a blank template of the meme. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A Tumblr post by joleneghoul. It says: I just want to say that people with a lot of scars, missing limbs, extra digits, missing facial features (eyes, lips, ears, nose, all of the above), cleft lips or anything of the sort are not "body horror" I don't care how "uncomfortable" it makes you thats a [in all caps] personal [/end all caps] problem and i don't care for the whole "ugly law" rule the internet is trying to bring back. Look into the history you want to repeat jackass. /End I.D.]

[Image description: Photographs of two clay figures at various angles; three photos are of the first, and two are of the second. The first is a light grey axolotl with large eyes, muted red gills and tail webbing, grey speckles, and little stub legs. The first photo is of it head on, and the other two show both side angles of its full body. The second is a black roly polly covered in various splatters of colour, such as: tiny white dots, larger white dots, a red dot, purple strips, and blue blobs. The first photo is of its back, being held by a hand, and the second is in a three quarters view, showing both its face and back. /End I.D.]

[Image description: A Reddit post in r/offmychest by u/lizard_windowpane. It is captioned: "There's an engagement ring hidden in my house right now." It says: "My boyfriend and I were on our phones, looking through email. He was trying to find a confirmation for a thing we're doing tomorrow but I couldn't. I grabbed it and went to type something in the search to bring it up, and I got a glance of an email from an engagement ring company with the subject "order confirmation" in his Updates inbox. I froze. He froze. And then I proceeded to pretend like I hadn't seen it. So a few minutes later we're on the couch and we both just start kinda... giggling. And couldn't stop. And he was like "why are we laughing?" And I was like, "[in all caps] I don't know [end all caps]" And he was like "...but you [in all caps] do [end all caps] know," which led to [in italics] more [end italics] laughter, cause we both obviously knew. And then I asked if...it was here. He nodded. And then I asked if it was hidden. He nodded. And then I asked if we could play the Hot or Cold game, and he said "absolutely not" lmao. So that's how my evening is going. I'm so utterly giddy. And soooo impatient haha. I love him so much and this isn't a surprise because we regularly discuss the fact that we're going to be married as soon as it's financially possible, but having the actual ring [in italics] here [end italics] feels so cool. I can't wait to say yes." /End I.D.]