Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

Camp Miasma really called me out as a film nerd and major bc Hannah Einbinder's character is watching the slasher movie and there's a shot with a split diopter lens and internally im like "hehe nice. split diopter shot" and then her character leans over to Gillian Anderson and goes "Split diopter :D" and then gets shushed. Then i go home and saw a tiktok where a girl was saying that the exact same thing happened to her and all this is telling me is that we need more split diopter lens usage in cinema.

hah, was OP on berries and cream when they posted this??

girls will be like "i know a place" and take you to the hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash