And I'm waiting for the sun

disco elysium is very much a power fantasy for those to whom the world doesn't make sense

ask as many questions as you want. when something is confusing, it's meant to be, and there will be a interesting answer. take your time. you can talk to anyone, and they will talk back with respect. less than nothing is expected of you, so every victory is worth celebrating. you have a friend who is fond of your oddities, even the unseemly and scary ones, who is always with you and is organized enough for the both of you. you have a gun

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

official boob post

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

When you look up the Oxford Dictionary definition of 'Absolute Unit', it's just a picture of these horses

He was visited by the Christmas ghosts 'Deny', 'Defend', and 'Depose'