Site's dangerously queer & tight as a boiled owl

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

There's a certain Type of Guy on social media who takes great pride in having a weird sense of humour, but flounders when confronted with any genuine absurdism deeper than a YouTube Poop. Like, you think you're on the cutting edge because you can deep-fry a JPEG? Buddy, you can't even handle Heathcliff.

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[ID: Gabby Williams wearing a mask and a shirt that reads, “Black trans lives matter”]

I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

this website is always on some stupid insular drama where some idiot blogger named poobster-498 has said something controversial and stupid and then the most mediocre critical thinkers of the website get together and decide that everybody in the world can be categorized into pro-poobster or anti-poobster camps. and they invent fake slurs for each other like the pro-poobsters are called poobshits and the anti-poobsters are called pooblerites. and people will send you asks demanding that you clarify where you stand on poobster and "I've never heard of this person and I don't care about this at all" is an unacceptable answer to either side of this inane drama and automatically fashions you into a member of whichever opposing camp. when in reality you just truly have no idea who the fuck poobster-498 even is.

(ABBA voice) gimme gimme gimme a man hating bull dyke

sometimes a woman or nonbinary person will get into a relationship with a bare-minimum man after a string of experiences with actively malicious men, and the comparative upgrade is so shocking that she instantly becomes obsessed with her loser caveman boyfriend and starts centering the entirety of her life around him and his wants. I feel like this phenomenon is common enough that we need a term for it. I nominate "jakeyfication"

the hetero jessica post is hands down the funniest thing ive ever seen multiple people get angry over. it's not even that mean. i promise you dont need to leap to the defense of hetero jessica.