THESE HOES TREATING ME LIKE A CORN DOG

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled