THESE HOES TREATING ME LIKE A CORN DOG

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

No longer allowed to operate heavy machinery cuz I keep getting distracted thinking about porno situations

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

no matter what there will always be a png of the Character. be advised.

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

Guess who has to go to the dry cleaners again

Today I was like "what if the barber hates me for my hair getting too long" as if that isn't HIS WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs