there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.

my favorite thing to do is not talk

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

I may not be physically horny 24/7 but I am mentally, emotionally, and maybe most importantly spiritually horny.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry