there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

yeah sure whatever

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

for example nothing

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

@putting-swears-back-in-images

we only get so much time on this earth and i fully intend to waste every minute of it