Post-Modernist Pussy Worship

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird