Post-Modernist Pussy Worship

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the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live