your nonlocal nonpracticing homosexual

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

telling myself kudos aren’t everything vs refreshing every like 10 minutes

i do think we need to detach hygiene from value as a person. as someone who has dealt with not being able to shower or brush my teeth due to depression and executive dysfunction, it usually is not a choice. sometimes there are situations in which you CANNOT care for yourself properly and that shouldn’t mean you can now be stripped of your worth. physically disabled people who have trouble with hygiene i love you, mentally ill people who have trouble with hygiene i love you, neurodivergent people who struggle with hygiene i love you, people without access to adequate hygiene products i love you. it’s going to be ok

unfortunately the joyous max is making any vent post x5 funnier to me cause now i cant bitch about my brain on here without giggling a little. mad max wants you to give him your ritalin

give transgender max scherzer all of your meds they will activate him from the IL and he'll pitch a complete game talking to his shadow the entire time he is on the mound and then start taking his pants off like the umps want to check his hair for sticky stuff. we have nothing to lose at this point

didnt think someone would rb the previous post but uhhh im fine i literally just need adderall or something i just need adhd medication and maybe antidepressants and then i can be more of a person who can do anything

i meant to say i need to put on the greatest talent show this place has ever seen

i should study but my brain doesnt want to do anything and i should read but my brain doesnt want to do anything and i should write but my brain doesnt want to do anything and i could play video games but my brain doesnt want to do anything . so when does it end

i need to be medicated

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

Bathroom floor tiles after i was being tortured

Little man blessed himself as he saw that wave acomin'