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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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memeception
WEāVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
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Iāve saidĀ āI hate thisā so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseĀ āI hate thisā is just shorthand forĀ āthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnāt expecting with intent to surpriseā. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⦠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeās introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youāll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itāll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareās jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
ā¦.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatās one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (ātake the breadsticks and runā) is a reference to the tumblr meme āstuffing breadsticks into my purseā. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatās meme two (2)
āman door hand hook car doorā is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericĀ āstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usā story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
āgunā is⦠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to āman door hand hook car doorā for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesĀ meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iāve ever seen. the initialĀ āyoung manā lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeĀ āgunā matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnāt going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaās comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgās format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000ās rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iām not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageĀ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IāM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNāT EXPECT MORE IāM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING āthis one does not spark joyā TO THIS VERSION SAYING āthis one sparks joyā
well i added my contribution : )
whyā
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
āYouāre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?ā āOh yeah, sure.ā āCan you explain it to me?ā āI absolutely fucking cannot.ā
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someoneās going to ask me to explain this and Iām going to be at a loss.jpg for words
Iām not reblogging this because I want to. Iām reblogging this because sometimes youāre a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.Ā
GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!
No keep going, letās see if we can brake tumblr. If we do letās use it to brake fb and twitter
Youāre chaotic neutral I love it
What he said
Struck by inspiriation twice lads
My humble contribution
I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.
ive added my end of the chaos
Beautiful
@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?
I donāt fishing know
Has this been done yet?
had to contribute to tumblr history
Oh my god this is tumblr history
oh my god my mutuals are doing this too
Yes we areāØ
my hand slipped oop
fool i posted my meme before you
oh okay then-
someone-
I dare some one to keep going.
I couldnāt scroll past this and not make an addition š
Thank you šš¤£
i spent half an hour on this addition hope yāall are happy
My humble contribution
I made one
This was a journey, and Iām glad I got to experience it
I am sorry to say but the train named,āLast Remnant of my Sanityā, has officially left the station.
The sheer power of this thread has me quaking
Iāve reached rockbottom and here we are
Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and sheās like you canāt defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks
you ask and you shall receive
Iām so glad this made it to my dashboard
So I decided to contribute as wellā¦
This is amazing.
I just kinda grabbed the first meme format that I saw (that hadnāt already been used in this hellish post) and decided to contribute.
One day, no person will understand any of this.
OH MY GODS THIS IS IMMACULATE
Yet another alternate ending! Gosh I love [tumblr]
The last time this was on my dash, it ended at horrordustislife ās contribution and holy crap-
HOLY MOLY WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND HOW DID IT SOMEHOW GET L O N G E R?????
I made the 36th goddamn level of memes
You canāt even fucking see the original images anymore, thatās how many goddamn layers have been added to this
do you love the color of the meme?
I SPENT WAY TOO LONG MAKING THIS ON MY PHONES SHITTY PHOTO EDITOR SOMEONE VALIDATE ME
also
Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
i got a freling
Oooooooh ooooooh
Effervescent
Vacation comics

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draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it
youre literally allowed to do anything u want forever. i hope this helps
accept the fact that youre not necessarily going to be happy with the end result and allow yourself to draw it anyway. hope this helps
Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavementā¦
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned
Wood pigeon? More like wool pigeon
as you wish
"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"
c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this
I am big AI naysayer but I think making it into the latest of a series of unprovable accusations that you can use to harass anyone who annoys you slightly for any reason is literally the worst way to push back against its encroachment into our spaces
#the only AI quirk I believe is the use of the em dash (ā)#just because itās a pain to properly type out and real people really donāt use it that often
hey so. not meaning to pick on you for this, but:
there are various types of word processors or other text inputs which will automatically convert -- to ā, meaning its difficulty in being typed out is irrelevant
there are a lot of people on tumblr, including in the notes of this thread, who have actively said that they use the emdash in their writing
the whole point of LLMs is that they train on real people's writing; they are not just randomly picking characters from the US-ASCII charset to include; AI would not generate text with emdashes if its training base did not also include writings by real people that used them
this is exactly the sort of thing I'm saying is a problem. people saying that they think they can tell that something is an "AI quirk" because "real people" don't use it, because their personal experience does not encompass its usage

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the windows 7 startup sound sounds kinda neat when you slow it down
I mean I guess I canāt argue with that
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
what a sentence lol

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Once upon a timeā¦
I really wish the overused sentence āYou either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.ā was less relevant but here we are