Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about