Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

*leaves

where are you going

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

the final post on tumblr will be from one hapless gimmick blog, offering fruit to an empty and forgotten world! ❤️

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea