Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

psychopomp

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

unclear = uncle nuclear

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented