Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

"The thing is, you have to be able to follow all these complex unspoken social rules or people will think you're a bad person-" yeah I know! Could we maybe talk about how that isn't great actually

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[Image ID: Tweet from Shain (@/ shainReads) on 25/4/2025 reading: The unfortunate thing about being a bit pretentious is that it's kinda fun. /End ID]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

you mean, like, ня?

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

НЯ

OH. GOD.

THATS SO FUNNY

note: very slightly updated, reblog this version instead

Reblogging so I can find it later!

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