Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

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Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

Gonna go see kinky boots, will report back on my thoughts

Drag Queens are stronger than any US Marine and also cool as fuck

Mutual Tycoon gacha game where you pull mutuals that have a higher chance of making good posts or having team synergies with other mutuals to support them, and if you can network them together and get them to date that's another synergy bonus. I think I'd be a 3-4 star posting specialist mutual. pretty weak reblogging stat though you'd have to build around me

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

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I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive