Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

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Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[Image description: a marker drawing of a white and orange Borzoi (a tall and skinny dog) with a sign strapped onto their back reading "unemployed" in all capital letters. End ID]

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.