Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.

I will never stop being proud of myself for this post.

A good day to die? WRONG. A good day to LIVE and post NONSENSE ONLINE

SOO CUTE AND TINIE 😭

One thousand and twenty-seven of you (higher than I can count) follow me but I am yet to see any of you at the devil’s sacrament

I was wearing a disguise, it told us to in the pamphlet. Did you get the pamphlet?

I can’t read

doesn't your minion do that for you?

It appears to be an oversight. I would consult with HR but last time I contacted them they shot me one thousand times and poured Gatorade all over my head and then wouldn’t let me eat the gun OR the Gatorade bottle

dang man, that sucks. Not even the bottle....

I suffered the kind of humiliation that features in human records of ancient Athenian trials

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

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And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style