Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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I ythink doctor egg man should buttfuck the master emerald. bye!

Hmmm. I will try it and report back.