Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

Sippin juice thrice

Reblog to sip the juices thrice

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

@stick-eridian-collection

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

Something something @stick-eridian-collection if you don't already got this one