trains, they rock. Explosions, wicked.

Oh so she was the one in the grassy knoll!

i need to hypnotize my wife

the princess of light has demanded jalapeño poppers, and who are we t- wait lena just maid a post about aer inverted nipples? its just allowed to do that?

ive been Not posting about it for years, was it all for naught?

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

omg thank you, your efforts are much appreciated! ♥ i honestly wasn't expecting anything this clear, so this will certainly do! :)

Knight!!! The princess wishes to get unbelievably high and cuddle.

Knight!!! The princess wishes to get unbelievably high and cuddle.

my grandfather's entire (surviving) family fled from germany to brazil fleeing the holocaust. Why do you think I'd support ANOTHER ethnic cleansing under a genocidal fascist government just because it's the jewish people doing the ethnic cleansing this time?

being a trans woman of course means people will accuse you of secret perversion while you're just chilling, but theres another side of the coin where people will paradoxically assume that you're too stupid to see the eroticism you're deliberately employing

the perversion of the tranny is innate, unthinking, and unmotivated. unworthy of examination beyond alerting sensible people of the potential harm you will surely cause

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

reblog it or else itll have to start pouting and whining