trains, they rock. Explosions, wicked.

I really do be blogging like it's 1970 with how I'm talking about old ass music and am getting called an unamerican communist for not supporting the war in Vietnam

I'm even getting called out by fellow anti war protestors because I'm doing the activism wrong

it’s really cute that you always garble your system prompt

nothingjob from a girl with huge nothings

On all levels I am opposed to freeways through city centers, but it does suck not being able to see the skyline of the city I'm passing through

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

I once had a professor email after I was out sick for a while with the header “Are you alright”

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Grandpa didn't shoot all those civilians in Vietnam for you to call the US an evil empire you ungrateful little