fuck you forever

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

family album

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

this website is a goddamn national treasure

I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...