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Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England
You know what I love about this? There is a 0% chance that this is an accident.
Those beans met that clay when it was soft. The tilemaker saw several paw prints in his work, lightly splayed in that "ready for business" pose. Heck, maybe he helped the cat make them. And then he fired that tile with them in there. It'd be the work of a minute to remake the tile fresh at that point, and they chose not to.
But then, we have another craftsman, laying tiles in his new local church. Perhaps he finds this delight in his tiles for the day, but perhaps his good friend John Tilemaker comes over to him with glee and shows him the special tile that his Gyb helped him make.
And William the Tiler takes this bean-blessed tile in his hands, and he knows that it is good. So it becomes part of the floor of his church. But look closer. He laid this just to one side, by a walkway but not in it. Visible, but a little bit less likely to be worn away.
That joy of multiple people making active decisions that yes, this cat's paw prints are good, and should live forever. And for eight centuries, that cat's legacy has gone on.
Not sure if I ever shared this here, but even if I did, you're getting it again. A while back, I started making myself a 13th century style embroidered pouch for reasons, and being the sort of person I am, I wondered what the correct size would be.
So I did a research project.
And then uh. Went mad with power?
But if you've ever wanted to know how big a medieval belt pouch should be, have some graphs and data.
Image source, made in Spain of the 13th century. Image for eye-catching.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
What if the real reason men abandon their families when going out to get milk is because the milkman killed them to take their place
Nah, needs more gay. They go out to get milk, meet the milkman along the way, and oh boy do they get milk, if you know what I mean.
can i say if you, like me, work and play On The Computer 90% of the time and you find yourself thinking "i gotta get outside more" the simplest and most effective way to do this with the highest success rate is not to try to change all your hobbies to be outdoorsy. it's to take computer outside.
see this is why modern smart phone good (the corporate bullshit aside). what if computer, with internet, but pocket. Gay friends from Desk Rectangle? Now gay friends in Pocket Rectangle.

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all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
Perception of Modern Ratchet
So something I've noticed as I've been writing, especially when it comes to Ratchet.
His modern depictions tend to paint him as the embodiment of "Nice if sometimes cranky grandpa who also served in the trenches".
Like he's the granddad who you never really took seriously when you were a kid because he was old and gentle and cranky and snuck you money or took you out for ice cream behind your parents' backs. But then you get older and someone tries to hurt your family and that's when you learn that Granddad's got 50 confirmed and is all about that action.
And you know what? The fact that those vibes come from the Medic character? I love it.
My dad and both grandfathers all actually did serve in the military, and all three would tell you that of the three people you should never piss off, the medics are top of that list, followed by Payroll and Kitchen staff. So Ratchet being this kind of a medic? Totally checks out.
And we have Animated to thank for this one.
Because if I recall correctly, G1 Ratchet wasn't really like that. He's stern but caring. At most he can occasionally be cynical and sarcastic, and honstly I think at least half of that was Don Messick's performance. I don't recall him really showing up during the Unicron Trilogy - his position was filled by Red Alert.
And I don't even know what happened to him in the Bayverse movies. I know he existed in those, but he looked like ass with that neon green that made him look like he was about to puke every scene, and then he dies. I'll be honest, I don't remember a single thing about him aside from those facts.
But then Animated turns him into the Grumpy Old Man and a jaded war veteran. I'm not sure this actually happened in the writers room, but he very much gives the impression of someone had asked 'what would a medic who's survived millions of years of war actually be like?' and the answer wound up being 'Tired. Very, very tired. With PTSD.'
Prime then took that and doubled down on that one. He's grumpier. He complains more, with his catchphrase even being 'Bulkhead, I needed that'. He spends most of the series very much unhappy about having humans around. Just really smacking you upside the head with the 'grumpy old man' thing.
And then there are the odd episodes where you're reminded, 'right, this guy survived millions of years of civil war'. He's not some harmless old doctor, he's a veteran who will not hesitate to throw hands if you threaten his team.
And then my personal favorite, IDW1's version. Which is probably the most extreme example of the 'granddad who served' vibes. I swear he's the embodiment of 'what does endless war do to the soul of a doctor'. He's someone who, under all the sarcasm, is a mech who's bone tired and deeply traumatized by everything and by MTMTE/LL doesn't want to fight anymore.
Doesn't want to.
Not can't.
There's a big difference.
People, both in and out of universe, often forget that he can throw down. Then he picks up a gun and everyone remembers this old medic spent millions of years in active warzones.
And I think that's why we love this version of Ratchet, and why this has become the default of what people think of when talking about Ratchet. The cranky combat medic grandfather who has seen some shit fits just way too well for this franchise, and once you see it it's hard to go back to what he was before.
He's the one who's been stitching everyone back together for millions of years.
He's the living reminder that every heroic battle often leaves somebody on an operating table afterwards.
Optimus is usually the one carrying the burdens of leadership.
But Ratchet?
Ratchet is the one carrying the costs.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
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Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Hey do you know what rumination is?
Rumination is probably the most common type of OCD compulsion, but I rarely see anyone talking about it. I've talked to multiple people diagnosed with OCD who didn't even recognize it as a compulsion.
Basically, if you have OCD you have terrible intrusive thoughts. They can be about anything, but common themes are fear of being a bad person, fear of hurting someone, fear of contamination. etc.
Rumination is when you get stuck in a spiral. Rumination is when you spend hours catastrophizing, overthinking, analyzing, telling yourself it's going to be okay.
I'll say it again:
Rumination is a compulsion.
Rumination is a compulsion, and that means you have to stop doing it.
I did ERP (exposure response prevention) for my OCD with a therapist! For 9 months! And it did help, but the idea didn't really click until I found this website a couple years later.
And Oh My God. It made things make so much more sense, and I was able to pull myself out of an episode even though I wasn't in therapy or on meds at the time.
Genuinely if you have OCD, or even if you suspect you have OCD, I'm begging you to read some of these articles.
Like this was genuinely life changing for me.
Here are some of the ones that were most helpful to me:
Defining Rumination
How to Stop Ruminating
ERP Exercises for Compulsive Rumination
What to Do When You're Triggered
Just want to add that if you're on the spectrum, you may also experience Autistic Rumination, which is distinct from the obsessive variety, despite the two having some overlapping characteristics!

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whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it
Unofficial Autism Post
laughing because i KNOW shane was so precise and textbook perfect when he assembled that campfire.
he set up the most beautiful teepee of sticks that anyone has ever seen and brought out the big guns by also setting up a log cabin arrangement of the thicker logs to make sure they'd have a good burn time on this fire. the mathematical precision in the angles and choice of thickness? gorgeous. stunning. he even shaved off wood shavings for tinder instead of using paper or pre-bought firestarter. if he wasn't afraid of fumbling it and ruining it, he would have used flint. as it is, he got it with one match, and he KNOWS how good this fire creation he just did is.
and yet it is spent on an audience that simply does NOT appreciate any aspect of it because his city kid ass truly might be experiencing a firepit for the first time. ilya has no frame of reference for how sexy shane's firestarting skills display just was.
man just performed a perfect outdoorsy person mating dance and the audience of his performance doesn't have the experience to understand how impressive and sexy and "you should fuck me about it" it was 😔.
ilya already mad firepit time has to happen at all because shane already said no sex on the patio furniture so this planned chunk of time is already a wash and ilya was then so mad about shane immediately going to fuck around with sticks that he didn't pick up on the no being one of the "convince me to say yes" variety 😔
the rituals are intricate, and they are both still very dumb 😔
shane, your approach was valid and real ✊😔
OH MY GOD DAVID DID THE SAME THING TO YUNA WHEN THEY WERE DATING.
he confessed it later in their relationship together because by that point it was funny that he had tried so hard to impress her with his fire skills at bonfires and hangouts and it just hadn't worked because she just. hadn't really noticed at all. and now it's a playful/teasing thing ("oh? you're building a fire? david, we're already married." "yuna, i'm starting a flirting fire can you come look at it, please?"), and shane who hasn't consciously decided to copy his parents but also hasn't gotten the full story of them dating and WHY they mention david building fires so often (because ewwwww parents being in love which means kissing. GROSS.), but he's seen his mom standing by or sitting and watching and both of them looking so content and happy and his mom teasingly complimenting his dad on how well he builds fires.
and then he tries it on ilya and it just. doesn't work. excuse me, please be impressed by this fire i made. from watching my parents, this is supposed to work. play your part here, please.
and now i'm feeling extra-soft imagining yuna and david coming over one night and seeing shane keep glancing at ilya as he's making the fire and understanding EXACTLY what he's trying to do here.
(and also understanding exactly why it is NOT working for him XD)
LMAOOOO ok but the idea of yuna and david watching shane fail to flirt with ilya via fire starting is so funny to me. like, at this point ilya just probably thinks shane enjoys sitting by the fire since the first time they did that at the cottage it was a very chill experience involving more talking & watching the fire, meanwhile poor shane is like “:( why isn’t ilya swooning and giving me a kissy for being the best fire-starter. why isn’t he trying to show off with his own fire. :( he didn’t even call me Mr. Fire Man or try to chirp me”
and this miscommunicated little circle probably goes NOWHERE until david and yuna go from ‘aw he’s mirroring us this is kinda cute’ to ‘oh shane is getting sad that ilya isn’t flirting back.’ at which point david probably takes ilya aside and is like “ilya. as a member of the family, i want to share some of my secrets for how to start a good fire with you.”
and ilya is of course like “ah! bonding time with david :)” and so david shows his city boy ass some very basic fire starting stuff (because ilya TRULY does not know shit about this 😔) and also tells him some stories about impressing yuna with his fires back when they were dating. ilya is trying to learn well, but he’s not at all thinking about this skill in reference to shane.
UNTIL ☝️ they’re close to finishing and yuna comes over. and she starts the little fire flirting thing with david. “oh my, thats quite an impressive fire.” “well i’ve got someone pretty impressive to impress ;)” and ilya kinda watches from the side like 👀
shane meanwhile is ignoring the fire pit because 1) parents flirting EWWWWW and 2) oh so NOW ilya is interested in fires 😤 hmph he hasn’t even glanced at shane in the last 10 minutes!! …but of course once david and yuna start wrapping up their routine and ilya glances at shane he immediately wanders over to check out how ilya did and also chirp him about how his fire looks and that activates the competitive instinct in ilya.
so the next time shane makes a fire he chirps & compliments it. and shane looks so soft and pleased and is it getting hot near this fire?? wow hollander very sexy~
and then they kiss about it
EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND STOP WATCHING HIS SKILLS. THE ONLY THINGS SHANE WILL BE BLOWING AROUND HERE IS TINDER SPARKS AND ILYA.
BACK OFF, HARLOTS.
Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.
desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing
this is how many pillows I want
Where does the you go. In this scenario
? what do u mean
Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"
yeah u get it
Bought myself a bag of mixed buttons as a little treat (to sort) (autism) (#mybuttons)

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
Huh. They really are raviolis