Mandy, Wondering...

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, demi queens, and Ash.

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, long-lost lovers, troth-plight knights, genderqueer archers, trans people who named themselves after food, The Strap, and Ash.

who 🔵 you

Makes the action figure version of you pink to better align with your parent franchise's target audience.

I like the forcefem undertones of this post.

Focus group polling of key market demographics indicates that you should put on the dress.

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

We have once again returned to the four humors

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

No unfortunately water is dry

Perfect argument to “is water wet?”

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny