Mandy, Wondering...

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

Some quick research suggests that only Scots English still uses "gat" as the simple past tense of "to get", with the form surviving in other English dialects only in the archaic "begat" (i.e., the simple past tense of the likewise archaic "to beget"), and I feel like we need to fix that.

Local Man after opening Pandora's Box of Non-Standard English Verb Forms: "He choosed his path, clomb this hill to die on, torned off the chains of prescriptive grammar and drunked from this newfound power; but later he had understanden that he had letten himself grow mad with power, he had shutten the voice of reason advising him against this foolery, he had putten himself on this path of chaos and destruction, setten himself on this one way street, standen on top of a mountain of hubris, forgetten wisdom, and for his trouble had getten only the means of his own downfall" [all of those are attested by the way, this isn't just me making stuff up at random]

The thing you need to understand is that my baseline motivation is causing problems on purpose.

I'm all for fucky verb forms, except for the American "drug" as past tense of "drag". That one is confusing as fuck. Weird verb forms only where it's not already another word.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, demi queens, and Ash.

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, long-lost lovers, troth-plight knights, genderqueer archers, trans people who named themselves after food, The Strap, and Ash.

who 🔵 you

Makes the action figure version of you pink to better align with your parent franchise's target audience.

I like the forcefem undertones of this post.

Focus group polling of key market demographics indicates that you should put on the dress.

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close