Who can never be sure?

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

i do love fanboy matt x famous jay mccarrol but i would love a reversal where matt is a famous 40 year old director (essentially rpf matt) and jay is a 20 something fanboy that riffs his own score over matt’s movies and dreamily jerks off to matt talking about a fellini film in an interview

I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

where's that video (must be at least a decade old now) of those guys that's like "what they expect us to do when we get an amber alert" that's just them sprinting out of their houses and getting into a car then chasing down the kidnapper and saving a baby doll.....seriously one of the classics

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

jay looks like a looney tune that would run off a cliff and stand suspended in air for a few seconds before holding up a sign that says “HELP” and falling to his demise. i wish matt would dress like bugs bunny in drag.