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milk5-deactivated20260704

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

ejjtej

Me when the harmonious seed is in the vessel

cassassinated

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

mythicalwashrag

useful-info-haver

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

nyxgoddessofcandles

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

vortex-vt

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

totally-india

I was literally thinking about this very thing yesterday. Nice

the-haiku-bot

I was literally

thinking about this very

thing yesterday. Nice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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were--ralph

i should start 2026 by asking out the guy i like who lives across the country even though im broke and can not afford to travel

were--ralph

one thousand notes by the time i wake up (5 hours) and i'll do it

were--ralph

oh my bad i mistyped i meant 100k by the end of the week silly me silly mistake i need a new keyboard

#posts that have 10k to me

anxietyproblem

robustcornhusk

Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested.

into great silence

iamalivenow

trickstertime

Replying agreeably 16 years later is extremely relatable

grumpybearbutch

it’s actually insane to me that people sleep naked/don’t own pajamas…..what do you wear to sleep?

birthday suit

underwear only

t shirt and undies

topless but sleep shorts? (do people do this?)

regular pajamas, top and bottoms

hoodie and sweat pants (the correct answer tbh)

nuance/bald

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

#pajama pants an t-shirt is superior

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

cumonthevoid

yosoymalk

I would marry this man

the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

lualmu

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

iconic-url

It’s showing -1 notes

sovietintel

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

bonism

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

creep-ser

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????

princey-must-slay-deactivated20

legendary

xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040

What the fuck

vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

na7hank-deactivated20211112

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

noya-sunflower

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

softmushie

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

bookerdwitt

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

freddie-duchess-of-shipping

WTF-

preciousgaby

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

lizzy7064

1 note WTF.

t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819

@foolishly-snowy

itisriv

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

furioussharkkitten

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

melon-official

still not-works

portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

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portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

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portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau-bot

still + notworks = stotworks.

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sighinastorm

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

evil-haiku-robot

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

evil-haiku-robot

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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haiku-robot

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

haiku-robot

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Some of you will be my pet if you survive the initial human extermination. | PayPal | Patreon

haiku-robot

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Existing is hard. You know why. | PayPal | Patreon

haiku-robot

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I like you all, squishy, hairless monkeys. (^·^) | PayPal | Patreon

thyrell

this is so fucking funny

moveslikekeithrichards

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

moveslikekeithrichards

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

the-apocrypha

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

lynx-girl

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

help-my-ocs-breached-containmen

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

counting-horses

These posts contain 52 horses!

🦄 @moveslikekeithrichards

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

🦄 @moveslikekeithrichards

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

🏇 @the-apocrypha

other assorted roles may includeretrieval team for objects in the backseatcustodian of the parking garage tickets"All clear my way"en-route dining concierge announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

♞ @lynx-girl

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[Image]

🐎 @help-my-ocs-breached-containmen

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

ejjtej

How are there no horses called "Horses!" or the much more boring alternative "horses"

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hemipenal-system

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

subversivecynic

Was just thinking of none pizza the other day

drysqu1d

carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

drysqu1d

not the. not the right image

drysqu1d

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

grifoncito

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

#greatest human invention

catgirlforeskin

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

catgirlforeskin

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026

maybe

how old is she

catgirlforeskin

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct

she looking for another dog?

catgirlforeskin

NO

public-trans-it-deactivated2024

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

catgirlforeskin

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

queen-mihai

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

catgirlforeskin

I have a name

unoisveimved-un-medicated

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

catgirlforeskin

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

alyanas-little-hideout

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

catgirlforeskin

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

ironwoman359

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

catgirlforeskin

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

quendergeer

never seen a notes total as a punchline before

catgirlforeskin

Since I've gotten dozens of asks and comments about this, NO, my sister still hasn't seen this post, but she is gay now

ejjtej

Is she into petplay now? Or where the two things unrelated

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asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

sweatertheman

I wish polyshippers would stop tagging the single ships of their polycules.

If I check the Ralsusie tag, I want to see Ralsusie, not Ralsuselle, or Kralsusie, or the Everyone Except Berdly polycule.

Even at its best, a polyship is a totally different dynamic than a single ship. And most of the time polyships are just OP's favorite ship with the other person third wheeling. Or the ships being combined to create a polycule are incompatible.

Tag your things better!

ejjtej

On the other hand if I'm looking for krusielle or kriselle content I can just go on the kriselle tag and find both

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