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(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs
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π @anphivenas
(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs
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oh iβm sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?
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π @littlegreen
oh iβm sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?
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i canβt stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, βwhat the hell do you wantβ and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, βkids, am i rightβ then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and we reminisce about brian and his truck.
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β @evangelionreference
i canβt stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, βwhat the hell do you wantβ and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, βkids, am i rightβ then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and we reminisce about brian and his truck.
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This poem by rae contains 16 horses
Federal Government Pay The Politician Bad Buck Cult Status Unbridled Yankee Do What You Like Criminal Power Growing In Time Aristocratic Ruler Triple Tax Exempt Not Political However Go To Jail Corrupt Politician Better Choice Hell
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in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
With my particular heart problems and flavour preferences this room sounds tailor made specifically to kill me.
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π @vampireghostlawyer
in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
π @batsandbutch
[Image: screenshot of tags reading: #i love how everyone on this website is like please let me go to the secret cave with the mystery liquid]
π¦ @derinthescarletpescatarian
With my particular heart problems and flavour preferences this room sounds tailor made specifically to kill me.
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Celestial tapestry by Clover contains 14 horses
Once Upon A Summer Night Of Dreams
Twilight Spectre Wide Open Canvas Edge Of Midnight
Brazen Comet Dance Across Bluemoonandstars
Wayward Breeze
Take A Deep Breath
Elated Moon And Stars Will Dance Ecstatic
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Longing contains 8 horses
I See A Lady
Lustrous Light All Laughter
Wordless Romance Afleeting Glimpse
Wasted Effort Somebody Else
Shes Long Gone
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yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancΓ© if she didnβt marry him
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β @opera-ghost
yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancΓ© if she didnβt marry him
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NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM
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π @hangsawoman
NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM
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on yumeshipping by dakota π² contains 13 horses
Dancing Above Clouds At Night Hopelessly In Love With My Dice King Inches Away Yet Out Of Reach Still I Dance Alone But Not Quite Lonely
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freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone
sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine
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β @mimikyufriend
freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone
β @mimikyufriend
[Image: two replies by dipshitwhatever from 1m ago. the first one reads "inside a vagina in your little submarine huh" and is immediately followed by "forgot about sex"]
sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine
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Covid19 contains 12 horses
Covid Nineteen
Pandemic All Over The World
Socialdistancing Wear The Mask Working From Home
Fear Anti Vaccination Conspiracy Theory
And Guess What It Is Not Over
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This poem contains 3 horses
Another Poem More Than A Horse Doesnt Make Sense
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bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
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π @eurobeatbeetle
bring out the rotating tiger
π @fivehoursofscreaming
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
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Tumblr and tiktok poetry contains 21 horses
Tumbler And Tiktok Poetry
Pomegranate Fawn Pomegranate
Bad Allegory
Violent Pomegranate
Very Bad Cannibal Ism Allegory
Pomegranate Pomegranate Pomegranate
So Much Pomegranate
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Horse boy married by Spiff contains 5 horses
Horse Boy
Married
Normal
Girl
Horse By Son In Law
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