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Hello horse fans! I am launching my new horse poetry website poet.horse where you can read, create, post, and share horse poems or just scroll through horses forever in the infinite pasture. Currently in open beta so please let me know if you find any bugs or have any suggestions.
Featured Poems β poet.horse
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On it boss by Clover contains 39 horses
Mook Ask The Boss Hey Boss What U Need
Big Boss Orders Dim All The Lights
Yes Boss Im On It Boss
Mook Adjust The Flame And House Lights Dim
Now Go Guard The Gate Orders Da Boss
Yes Boss Im On It Boss
In Position At The Gate Ask Anything Else
She Said No Thats All Mook Answer The Boss Thank You Maam
Thaaats Right
Da Boss Isa Da Lady Boss
Gaslight Gate Keep Girl Boss Baybee
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lake contains 33 horses
No Fishing Allowed At This Moment
Angry Reply Says Who Show Me A Sign
Heres Your Sign At The Dock The Game Warden States With Authority
The Lake Has Too Many Invasive Cockles And Mussels
This Is Another Place Who Needs Active Management
Restoring Order In The Water
This Is America I Do What I Want Without Consequences
However Fishing Maniac Had To Be Fined Five Hundred Bucks
No License
This poem was written by anonymous. Click the links for more information about each horse. You can read more poems or create your own horse poetry.
theyre making spiders mandatory in sex. theyre saying its not sex unless a spider is involved
nonsexually (no spider) fellating your friend but then you notice a spider on their leg and youβre like dammit i donβt have enough money to replace all my straight pride flag clothing, tableware, etc. with bi pride flag clothing, tableware, etc. so you have to stop sucking even though you were really enjoying it
These posts contain 29 horses (48.6% of the post)
π₯ @parasiticheart
theyre making spiders mandatory in sex. theyre saying its not sex unless a spider is involved
π @markadoo
nonsexually (no spider) fellating your friend but then you notice a spider on their leg and youβre like dammit i donβt have enough money to replace all my straight pride flag clothing, tableware, etc. with bi pride flag clothing, tableware, etc. so you have to stop sucking even though you were really enjoying it
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Cβmon Spider? Thereβs no horse named Spider???
They should stop letting people have horses if theyβre not gonna give them fun names.
If I get the money Iβm getting a pedigree horse and naming it Fuck Spiders.
My favorite word contains 12 horses
Poop
Poopsie Poopy
Just Poop
Caca
Not An Kink
Just Funny
I Am Scat Daddy
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Dangerous contains 27 horses
Dangerous Crow Lass Who Eats Plastic
By The Way She Is Trans Now
Anyway
Dangerous Crow Lady Who Chomp Plastic
Asked If You Want Some Lego Figure Soup
Time To Eat Some Bricks For Beauty Crow Miss
Eat Up
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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
What. What. What. What.
im gonna pop some.tag
These posts contain 44 horses (58.9% of the post)
π @leolaroot
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
β @ivanoyva
What. What. What. What.
π @leolaroot
im gonna pop some.tag
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funny numbers by 1000 worms contains 11 horses
Six Seven
Sixty Nine
Four Twen Tea
Hahaha Funny Number
Lol
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Horse friendship by Bigpicklefan contains 18 horses
Friendship Similar Somewhat Horse A
Soft And Powerful
Supposing Ache Glamour And Damage
But Be So Joyful
Choose Happiness
Misunderstanding Lesser Comparison Love
Relentless Joy
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Apologies by Luka the Snake contains 6 horses
Hello Jon
Apologies Four Thee Deception
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On Amatonormativity by Luka the Snake contains 85 horses
Seeking The Dream Everybodys Dream
Love Interest Thought Partner Lawfully
Brief Infinity Ever Truthful Real Value
True Calling Sense Of Direction
Thats My Dream
Till You
Atlantis Found Kindred Spirits Intense Hope
Sign The Contract Promise To Be Good To Be The Best
Wedding Chimes Rose Bed Lucky I Guess
Time Is Up Time To Negotiate Timeisnotourfriend
Into The Dark Come Here Come Apart
Try Flying Try Immediately Ever Higher Ever One
One Love In Two Minds Perfect Majesty
Everybodys Dream
Double Vision Will Take Over
Coldallthetime Bundled Up
Keep Your Cool Paint Your Face Frigid Flower
Reflecting On Everybodys Dream
Rose Bed Rose Of Battle
Too Polished Close For Comfort Outstayed Welcome
Cordial Relations Concealed Ambition
Proven Deception Breach Of Promise
Schismatic
Desire For Freedom Breathing Space
To Be Wild Unapologetically
Take A Hard Look Everybodys Dream
Examine Everybodys Dream
Time To Ask
Tell A Tall Tale
Land Before Time Land Of Maybe
Our Little Runaway Escaping
Escaping Reality
Tellmeonemoretime
Everybodys Dream Not For All
Franklyiamperfect
Born Wild Unapologetically
Listen This Is Serious
Try To Fly Try Immediately
Listen Call It Off
Riot
Free The Beast
Turn And Go Unapologetically
This poem was written by Luka the Snake. Click the links for more information about each horse. You can read more poems or create your own horse poetry.
Iβm better than you by Bigpicklefan contains 3 horses
Use Arch By The Way
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This poem by Bigpicklefan contains 13 horses
Install Gentoo
Kernel Panic Linux
Package Missing
Driver Problem
Install Ubuntu
Canonical Bliss
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.
These posts contain 19 horses (69.2% of the post)
π @geyfrog
The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
π @geyfrog
The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.
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fate/stay night contains 14 horses
Straight Boy Falling Fora Lady
Mild Peril Exclamation Mark
Straight Boy Sacrifice Mortal Coil Comma Killing Me Self
No More Holy Grail War
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This poem contains 16 horses
Burn Specialist Burn A Buck Burn A Debt For Me
Burn The Track Up Burn Some Dust
Burn The Breeze Burn The Wind Burn The Breeze
Burn Me Up Burn Me Twice
Burn A Spark Burn So Cool
Burn Bridge Burn The Books Burn The Bush
Burn The World
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Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.
Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.
Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.
Tip: you can bake stale croissant at 500 degrees farenheit for 3 hours and it will become a heap of blackened ash and smoke. Set off the fire alarm when you open the oven. Shadow and brimstone
Tip: you can vividly imagine eating a stale croissant for as long as it takes to finish it, and it will make you feel full. You may imagine adding butter to it before eating it if you desire. Thought and form.
These posts contain 87 horses (46.3% of the post)
π @monidoll
Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
π₯ @evil-tips
Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.
π @maidthings
Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.
π @muffinrag
Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.
π @mortimermcmirestinks
Tip: you can bake stale croissant at 500 degrees farenheit for 3 hours and it will become a heap of blackened ash and smoke. Set off the fire alarm when you open the oven. Shadow and brimstone
π¦ @mothwingmagius
Tip: you can vividly imagine eating a stale croissant for as long as it takes to finish it, and it will make you feel full. You may imagine adding butter to it before eating it if you desire. Thought and form.
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