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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

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but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.
Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)
RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)
I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.
Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

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Never forget to stretch before you do anything
Did another piece, this one's an old one I just redrew
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saw an inspiring video that said you need to have 4 hobbies.
create, consume, cavort, commune
create: bring something to life consume: appreciate the art of another cavort: move your body daily commune: have a community to socialize with
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I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.
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This is true tho.
Misread this as 'you need to have 4 hobbits'
also true! there’s a really famous three-volume self-help guide about that!
unless all you’re doing is liberating a single mountain from a dragon, in which case you can probably get by with just one, so long as you also have a lot of dwarves.
The exchange rate is three dwarves to one hobbit, if anyone was wondering
And I get 4 dwarves and a wizard left over let's fucking go!
The Seven Hobbits of Highly Effective People
This went in directions unforetold.
rb with your major/degree, your sign and your favorite season

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"Well," said half the fandom, "that one went down like a lead balloon."
the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands
the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done
the bad news: the only way out is through
the good news: I do know the way out!
the bad news: yeah but it's through
making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor
"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love
Happy Hob day! :D Hope he gets lots of Joy today!
(love your latest dreamling fic 💜)
Hob is probably bouncing off the walls with glee as we speak. A happy May the Fourth to all who celebrate, but most especially Hob. 😁
this is halloween Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling || G || 17k || Complete
Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Magic, Holidays as Kingdoms, Think Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween Prince!Dream, Hob is a Holiday Too But It's a Surprise, Getting Back Together
You would think that his brother's coronation as King of Halloween would be the most important item on Dream's agenda for the day. You would be wrong.
The knock on the door signals seven o’clock sharp. Jessamy is never late.
Dream has been awake since four.
His infrared cooling mask has been tucked back into its drawer, and his stainless steel cryo roller has been returned to the freezer. There is a set of emergency under-eye patches in the bathroom trash bin, followed by a layer of dirtied makeup wipes, and then another set of under-eye patches. A massacre of makeup pots and hair styling products has been left on the bathroom counter. A hairdryer rests in the sink. A shoehorn and a garment brush lie atop the ruptured innards of a jewelry armoire.
And so, when Dream swings the door to his room open, he at least does not look like he is about to face one of the most important days of his life on a scant three hours of sleep.
“Good morning, your Highness,” says Jessamy.
“Good morning,” says Dream.
She eyes him over a portfolio heaped with an incongruous stack of neckties. “You’re… vibrating.”
Dream might be.
Read on AO3
this is halloween Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling || G || 17k || Complete
Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Magic, Holidays as Kingdoms, Think Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween Prince!Dream, Hob is a Holiday Too But It's a Surprise, Getting Back Together
You would think that his brother's coronation as King of Halloween would be the most important item on Dream's agenda for the day. You would be wrong.
The knock on the door signals seven o’clock sharp. Jessamy is never late.
Dream has been awake since four.
His infrared cooling mask has been tucked back into its drawer, and his stainless steel cryo roller has been returned to the freezer. There is a set of emergency under-eye patches in the bathroom trash bin, followed by a layer of dirtied makeup wipes, and then another set of under-eye patches. A massacre of makeup pots and hair styling products has been left on the bathroom counter. A hairdryer rests in the sink. A shoehorn and a garment brush lie atop the ruptured innards of a jewelry armoire.
And so, when Dream swings the door to his room open, he at least does not look like he is about to face one of the most important days of his life on a scant three hours of sleep.
“Good morning, your Highness,” says Jessamy.
“Good morning,” says Dream.
She eyes him over a portfolio heaped with an incongruous stack of neckties. “You’re… vibrating.”
Dream might be.
Read on AO3

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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."