meh

feed me 1 something

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

"You can't like that character their x, y and z!!" HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED I LIKE HIM BECAUSE HES EVIL AND CRAZY?? "but.. but he hurts people!! And lashes out! And dosnt care about others!!" OKAY?? AND THATS WHY I LIKE HIM?!? AND INFACT MAKE HIM MORE PERVERTED MAKE HIM MORE EVIL FUCK YOUR PURATIST CULTURE ITS FICTON LET ME ENJOY IT OH MY DAYS

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary