Pyramidenbräu

“der dativ ist dem genitiv sein tod” und ich bin des genetivs Hofnekromant

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

the whole "your [dead] pet got sent to live on a beautiful farm" euphemism used to confuse the heck out of me, bc when i was little my parents actually did send our dog to live on a farm

*my autistic ass nodding along sincerely as my classmates sarcastically refer to "being sent to live on a farm upstate"* yeah like when my parents had to move for work and Bingo went to live with my uncle for two years

ah. tumblr's favorite game. gaslighting gaud

it used to be the other way around IT USED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHATS HAPPENING

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

Breaking Things

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

If I could time travel I would move history slightly to the left so that England would be named after the "saxon" half of anglo-saxon and this would change nothing except that instead of England it would be called Sexland

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine