Dank Academia

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

Then is post structuralism the contemporary bronze spider or the iron spider?

Post structuralism is called the Dragon Dance

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

Oh, I know this one! A game is a featherless biped!

Diogenes comes in the room holding an IKEA instruction manual: "behold: a game!"

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by the human mind when it rubs against the universe

Plotinus seems to claim that it's actually impossible for the body to affect the soul. The body, to Plotinus, is a sort of meat-submarine for navigating the world of matter and nature. However, this meat-submarine has no windows, no radar, and no sonar. It's actually the self, the pilot of the submarine, who uses their innate psychic power to sense the noetic aura of all the various rocks and bones and undersea sand dunes. And most people foolishly think that their submarine has windows.

Your eyes don't even do anything idiot. You are psychically experiencing my noetic aura, and falsely understand that experience as visual information in which I *appear* to be covered in bbq sauce. Idiot hylic.

At the same time, he seems to acknowledge that the senses can feed information to the self. But the medium by which they do this is by affecting this psychic noetic super-sense. Like, you are psychically experiencing the noetic aura of your eyes.

introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island