The Clouds are amazing

Tell me a secret anonymously.

Because it's a fantastic view

[SAID WHILE SMILING PLEASANTLY] Thank you all for enabling me.

Man, siri is just getting more sophisticated huh?

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

Happy 4th of July fellow Americans

songs that feel like being carried to your room after falling asleep on the couch