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just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

smash ultimate would be such a good game if it didn't suck ass

playing ultimate after playing rivals of aether and hewdraw remix feels like rock lee putting the weights back on. It is a game that is actively afraid of being fun the way that only a platform fighter can. Platforms are useless, aerial mobility is gutted, the air dodge is a suicide button. the entire game feels like it is Yearning for the existence of wavedashes and they're just afraid of making them real.

it's rare to play a game and spend the entire time thinking about what you can't do, because the developers were afraid you'd engage with the systems. so they had to remove The Systems.

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

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