Very Random Stuff

Every heist team needs to fill these four roles.

[Image ID: A photo of a utility pole with four ads plastered on it. Each only has room for the name and number of the service being provided. One is for a Mole Catcher, one for a Frog Juggler, one for a Chicken Whisperer, and one for a Squirrel Matador (at 1800-800-OLÉ). /End ID]

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.

idk it's kind of frustrating. i've genuinely never, ever seen a character that uses a rollator before. not once. i cannot name a single one. i know of multiple ocs who are described to have full-body pain, dizziness, and fatigue that are drawn as cane users and are never shown with wheelchairs or walkers, though

it's also sort of sad? i've been diagnosed since i was twelve years old, and i only heard of rollators LAST YEAR. and that was only because i saw one irl and immediately asked what it was. i wonder how many disabled people out there don't even know it's an option solely because they're completely underrepresented online and in media

if you're a creative with a disabled oc, PLEASEEE check out this link. it's a very nice and detailed guide for telling which mobility aids suit someone's needs best. it's incredibly important to make the right choice for your character! mobility aids tell you a LOT about someone's lived experience. picking the right one will communicate to your audience #1 what your character goes through #2 that you UNDERSTAND what your character goes through!

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

I assumed that's what op intended

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.

Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system