I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.

david watching ilya and shane at the all star game: which could mean nothing

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

shane the type of guy to fantasize about getting into bar fights and going apeshit

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

i personally really think yuna’s “enough what’s the plan” is like, grounding shane. and he laughs at it. it’s like soft, to me. like okay it’s locking in time now. we cried together and i love you and mum’s gonna fix everything. maybe i’m projecting.

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.