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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

She dated an alcoholic crypto company executive and was like “I can fix him” no girl you really can’t

When we lived in the same city it was always some shit with her where id be like where were you last weekend and she’d be like oh I was in Venezuela a friend of mine knows someone in the ruling party there I think I was on a yacht with some military people like okay getting into situations I didn’t realize were possible I see

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

oh hush, you’re lucky for the opportunity. not just everyone gets to fuck an imperial dragon, you know. hurts? poor girl, of course it hurts; she’s like ten times your size! she’s strong enough to pull a 10,000 pound sledge, it’s a testament to her breed’s gentleness that your pelvis isn’t shattered. oh, are you about to cum again? good girl. look her in the eyes and thank her. thank her for wrecking your womb. now open your mouth and take a deep breath, she wants to kiss you.