Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him âhey you blew your secretâ and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guyâs parents
Jefferson: youâve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?
Miles: wait what was that middle thing
Jefferson: spray paint! I support my sonâs artistic endeavors
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Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her
Jefferson: well heâs very insistent that sheâs Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when heâs in the mask so I canât tell
Rio: you could ask him
Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesnât want us to know
LATER
Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like heâd be very nice
Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man
Iâm sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that heâs Spider-man is PEAK humor
they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with
Spider ham is the only one available itâs a whole thing
I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

























