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rumismira

‘Monsters deserve happy endings too…’

whencartoonsruletheworld

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

whencartoonsruletheworld

do you think these people can read

phoenix

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

solitairedeere

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

prettyboykatsuki-moved

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

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thefugitivesaint

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

freshcuntgrass

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

wuggen

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

wuggen

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

a-polite-melody

Wow

It’d been a while since I’d seen the

“Lesbianism is defined by the exclusion of men; its non-men loving non-men.”

in the wild, but I just was hit with it again.

And it’s always been a head scratcher for me. Why are people who claim to be trying to de-centre men fully centring men in the process?

Also, a woman is not defined by the fact that she is not a man. Bigender people fucking exist.

vithcy

Can anyone stop being an anti black racist for a moment? I want a chance at enjoying things again

vithcy

I'm not even kidding it's so clear that everyone sees black people and especially black women as some sort of alternate species. I'm getting into doll collection & customization videos because I've been getting into collecting myself and toys and art are supposed to bring me happiness and even there I can't escape the anti blackness. Like... you're lucky if you find a character or doll that's consistently brown skinned and carefully designed in popular brands. Collectors will always favor light skin or fantasy colors anyways. I had to watch a white creator call a custom Garnet doll "dummy thicc" and describe her in progress proportions as "female rappery" why couldn't just have said curvy? You're not funny or cool and I'm very tired

galaxycepheus

[ID. A doodle of the Autism Creature trying and failing to hold back tears. End ID.]

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a-polite-melody

If your problem is people speaking over you when you’re speaking on things you have experience with, say that. Don’t make claims that certain AGABs of people can’t speak on the issue as a way to do that, because that’s not your actual problem. You’re just being intersexist now.

depsidase

latedawnsandearlysunsets

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

angl01d-chud

Idk man 8 billion might disagree

lysenkoite

Bandwagon fallacy

aiden-morse

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

deeptalkswithmonica

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

bucketofdeltav

STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!

- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).

coast-modern

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

coast-modern

gay-pippin

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

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